>buy 100 tickets >worth >wait for drawing >so excited >first number called >you got it on 4 of your tickets >holy balls imma win a power ball >waiting on last number >only one ticket left >you need 20 >they call 20 >MLG freak out commences >call your parents >call your grandparents >call your best friends >call your other friends >call your friends you talk to but don't like >call your neighbors >call your coworkers >call your boss, you say you quit >go to collect your reward >realize that other people also had the same tickets >get $3.50 >don't have a job > ( •_•) *realization dawns upon you* >worth