I once masturbated 20 times in a single day.
Last night I slept with a girl but didn't have sex.
I suffered several concussions as a child that potentially changed my entire personality each time, forming who I am today.
I once almost spent $800 on a piece of cardboard.
I like having my ass slapped, yet I am a straight male.
I like it when people run their fingers through my hair or touch my beard/stubble, depending on what I have at the time.
I would sooner take up an offer to cuddle than get a blowjob.
I have had sex dreams about every female in my year at school, several times each.
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Dude do you have a Vagina straight up
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You of all people should know the answer to that.
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[quote]Last night I slept with a girl but didn't have sex. [/quote] I do this all the time man [quote]I would sooner take up an offer to cuddle than get a blowjob.[/quote] Same
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How did you almost pay $800 for cardboard
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Earthbound SNES box. I had the money and was bidding on eBay. Luckily I stopped myself before it was too late.