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12/15/2015 6:14:53 PM
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Just saw an advertisement for the new consumables.
[quote]"Are you [i]bored[/i] of Destiny's never-ending level grind? [i]Horrified[/i] at the thought of being outlevelled and [i]left behind[/i] by your friends? Or maybe, you just enjoy the feeling of [i]instant gratification[/i]. No matter where you fall, the critically acclaimed developers at Bungie Studios has you covered with the NEW "Instant Level Pack" for Destiny! With this amazing package, you can skip a majority of the base game's now worthless content, and jump head first into Destiny's newest adventure, [i]The Taken King[/i]! This AMAZING package will jump your chosen characters* to level 25, and enable faster class skill gains! WOW! And for the low price of $30 per package**, you only need to spend a fraction of the game's cost to attain these amazing benefits! AREN'T WE NICE TO YOU? So order your package now, and BECUM LEGUMES!
*Only one consumable per character. Bungie is not responsible for the deletion of characters, and will not return or refund purchased items in this scenario.
**Plus tax. Plus Activision blood offering.[/quote]
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2 RepliesAnd the sad part was that the Desticles will defend Bungie doing shit like this with microtransactions.
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4 RepliesIm guessing there is some humor here, but im not seeing it.
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Edited by Muddy Armadillo: 12/15/2015 6:35:51 PMNEW FROM BUNGIE/ACTIVISION! [quote]"Are you [i]tired[/i] of grinding your way through Destiny's notoriously difficult Exotic Quests? [i]Frustrated[/i] that your progress is being slowed by tedious Crucible farming? Don't have [i]hundreds of hours[/i] to dump into this game? Well the partnership at Bungie/Activision has generously given you a second way! Introducing, the brand new [b]EXOTIC TREASURE MAP[/b]! This AMAZING item is only available through the mysterious Tess Everiss and her Eververse Store! Through the use of this item*, you can AUTOMATICALLY UNLOCK ANY EXOTIC WEAPON OR ARMOR PIECE on the conveniently located Exotic Boards! YOU'RE WELCOME! This amazing piece of gear will start at 280 Attack or 280 Defense, and will enable you show just how UNIQUE you are to your fellow GOURDIANS! For the low, low, LOW price of $59.99**, you can have this amazing item for yourself! What are you waiting for? The DORKNESS is coming, GOURDIAN!" *Only one Exotic item per Treasure Map **Plus tax. Plus we hate non-Americans, so we won't convert between currencies.[/quote]
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5 Repliesyou have been visited by LORD BUNGIEVISION spectacular emotes and $30 experience packs will come to you, guardian! but only if you comment "*throws money at screen*" on this post
