"[i][u]Rise of the Guardians[/u][/i]"
"The guardians at the tower have had [b]ENOUGH[/b] of all the cut content and disappointment that... [i]Bungie[/i] has given to us on a silver platter. Today, this madness of cut content and reign of disappointment will end! The guardians are getting their [i]revenge[/i] in this next, well thought out, DLC by Bungie."
This DLC will include a complex and well designed raid where guardians will go into Bungie HQ and fight the devs. The final boss will be Deej, and you will fight him in his office. The loot you obtain from the raid will be content that was cut out of the game by Bungie! So now you can finally play content that was supposed to be released a year ago in the comfort of your own home! How lovely!
I am sure there is more content to come in this next DLC (not) and Bungie will announce what new content will be added! I can't wait for this next disappointing DLC and I hope it will add a more multiplayer experience to the game!
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The new DLC is called Destiny: The Taken Wallet
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Where does Bobby Kotick CEO of activision. come into the picture? I think he should be the real boss
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After credits: [i]the guardians stand victorious, as tgey examine their newly acquired gear, the planet begins to shake. The clouds darken outside blotting out the sun. Then everything goes quiet, and still. The guardians look at each other puzzled by what is going on, but eagerly ready for the next chsllenge, a guardian is never satisfied. When all of a sudden the clouds in the sky break a part sending a wave of energy across the planet leveling everything and scattering guardians of all races and classes from its wake. Out of the split in the clouds a tomb ship in the form of the letters ACTIVISION emerges. A booming voice emits from the ship and says"GUARDIANS OF DESTINY, WE THE COLLECTIVE KNOWN AS ACTIVISION WISH TO OFFER YOUR KIND OUR MOST GRACIOUS OF GRATTITUDES. FOR IT IS WHO HAVE BUNGIE THEIR POWER, AND BADE THEM TO DRAIN YOU OF YOUR PRECIOUS RESCOURCES, YET THEY GREW TO LOVE YOU AND CARE FOR YOU AND SOUGHT REBELLION. YET THEY LACKED THE PLANETARY RESCOURCES NEEDED TO ATTAIN A FULL ON REBELLION AND STRIKE OUT ON THEIR OWN. HOWEVER, THE GREED WHICH FASCILTATES IN YOUR MIND GUARDIANS, DROVE YOU TO SQUASH THE SEPERATION MOVEMENT. HAHA! NOW WE SHALL TAKE YOUR UNIVERSE AND USE A MORE QUALLIFIED SERVANT OF OURS. MEET YOUR NEW MASTERS GUARDIANS... Treyarch. [/i]
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quote]Community: WE WANT YEAR ONE EXOTICS!!!!!!! Bungie: Here's the lineup for the Exotics coming this month. Community: OMG PROOF THAT BUNGIE WITHHOLDS CONTENT I'M LEAVING -blam!- THIS GAME!!! Bungie:..... Okay.... Here's that Haloween event you've been begging for over a year to get. Community: WOW BUNGIE SURE IS DESPERATE TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM PLAYING HALO AND FALLOUT SUCH A SCRUBBY MOVE SO TRANSPARENT I'M LEAVING!!! Bungie:.... We've got Sparrow Racing now, too! Yeah, remember how much you wanted that? It's gonna be cool: we made all these tracks, and sparrows, and- Community: WTFFFFFFD!!!!1!1'nqn!! BUNGIE MORE MICROTRANSACTIONS GAME IS SO PAY TO WIN NOW!! Bungie: But... You don't have to... It's going to be equal... This is just some free content we though you might- Community: GETTING REAL DESPERATE TRYING TO KEEP YOUR PLAYERBASE BUNGIE WOW GAME IS SO DEAD!!!!! Bungie: ... Thought Black Ops would've got rid of these scrubs.[/quote]
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Confirmed not funny, confirmed you're still playing as you complain. Confirmed dbag is confirmed. These are actually confirmed.
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Fail fish lol
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Edited by Dona: 12/8/2015 4:40:32 PMThis doesn't sound fun.
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Will I be able to attain the sword of a thousand truths?
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This is amazing! [spoiler]read that shit in Lord shaxx's voice you -blam!-lords[/spoiler]
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Actually..confirmed no dlc http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-12-08-bungie-talks-destiny-the-taken-kings-event-focused-future
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would totally buy this..!
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*Tears* It's beautiful
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Came here excited [spoiler]was disappoint [/spoiler]
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Joseph staten can be our Eris.
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Nice b8 into this post
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I had a similar raid Idea ages ago. except mine had the dev as the final boss.
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Sounds like it will be counter strike hostage on office
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I would pay for this
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After defeating Deej, you think it's over but then out of nowhere, Luke Smith appears
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That's an animated movie. Great b8.
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Wait, but Deej isn't a developer....
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[quote]Totaly legit[/quote]= a big middle finger to the face
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why would DeeJ be final boss? Why not take on the "Iron Bar" geniuses and the reward can be 2013 build of Destiny?
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Vex Void.