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Floodian Bio's!
This thread is about Bio's of Floodians based on how they act and (if they have a coup) their self-proclaimed title.
Can be a AutoBiography if you fear someone will smear your good name
~You CANNOT make fun of the Flood person... *glares at NN14 and Rhea* or make start a revolt against said Floodian...* again with the glaring* and it must teach good and win of that Floodian.....~
Ditto:
Ditto was born from an egg full of so much win made by two other weak Ditto's. His trainer was so fricking tough on him that he quickly surpassed the level barrier of 100 and rose up to 150. He then could change into humans. He took 2 more years of his trainers crap and killed him. He then rose up and challenged the Legendary Pokemanz and defeated them. He kept on leveling up until he got....OVER 9000!! He now has the title of "The Ditto".
*If you has no way to start it off, use this:*
[b]Place of Birth[/b]
[b]Parents[/b]
[b]Exciting moment in your life[/b]
[b]Major pwnage in your life[/b]
[b]Where you are today[/b]
[b][i]REMEMBER: Must be about your "Flood life". Could be made up, or based off of your self title on most of your coups. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR REAL LIFE!!!(well maybe Slender Man does)[/b][/i]
[Edited on 10.03.2009 9:36 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea[/quote] God help us all.......
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK Me: Loves Michael Jackson and is generally awesome.[/quote] holy -blam!- bro i've been posting on these forums for like 2 years and remember ur name through all of it and symbol ur only a member, derankage?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 ~You CANNOT make fun of the Flood person... *glares at NN14 and Rhea* or make start a revolt against said Floodian...* [/quote] lawl, I'm innocent I swear! My autobiography: 1.Joined Bungie.net a year ago with the account name insomniacplayer 2. Was involved with the Lemon meme on the Flood, which was basically linking this guy called Lemons on whatever we wrote. Good times! 2. Got bored of that after Shadow decided not to post anymore. 3. Created Take Over Teh World 4. Made this one guy troll Flood v2. 5. Basically we got owned big time with Flood v2 taking over our group. After they left two days later, we basically had almost 50 or so members. 6. Became part of Flood v2 :D 7. Take Over Teh World started growing especially with members from Flood v2 coming to our group, and vice versa. 8. During the 2009 election, I saw Barrack Obama's name on the Flood, along with Sarah Palin, Ralph Nader, etc. Followed him to Teh New Flood. 9. My Group had a "war" with the Pie group. We ended up victorious. Celebrated. :D 10.. That Christmas tree chat room opened a month later or so. Went there, met bunch of people, specifically Parth and Bender. 11. Joined #moap BEFORE #BungieNet opened. 12. Joined #BungieNet <3 13.Joined that Unicorn forum, but hardly posted. 14. Joined New Flood because PA told me to 15. My one year of Bungie, no one cared. 16. Changed name from insomniac to Blair Waldof to Rhea. :D 17. Made hella threads- 21st birthday, Island, Cooking, Flowers, Classy, Shower threads- which all became hot topics because I'm that awesome. 18. People *cough* Elite Mouse *cough* started calling me an attention whore. Naked Noob 14 followed, along with Pieman, and some other cretins that I can't remember. 19. Got annoyed and processed to leave the Flood on 9.18.09 20. Joined Flood v2 offsite 21. About to celebrate my one year of the creation of my group, Take Over Teh World :D
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Can I get a Bio made?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The 7th Centru I think my Bio fits me fine.[/quote] What is your bio?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone How about me? [/quote] Miz KillZone: Since she is a girl the whole Flood respects her automatically. She enjoys killing, eating sammiches, and believes those without the legendary power of "coup" are inferiour. How 'bout that?[/quote] Lol... How did you remember the thread I made a while back?[/quote] I have one of the best memories ever.[/quote] Or you could have cheated and looked up what topics i've created. :P [/quote] I don't cheat........
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Count Peter: A noble gentleman hailing from the far reaches of Great Britain. He spends his time wisely by sipping tea and having social debates on various matters. His appearance is that of a pristine, wealthy man. Some of the most notable features of Count Peter is his top hat, monocle, and white cane. He possesses other items of luxury like a pocket watch and a diamond studded lighter. Occasionally, he can be seen smoking a mahogany pipe. Many a times, once a debate is over, he will agree with his opponent by saying, "Indeed." This is followed swiftly by tea sipping or pipe puffing. In the outside world, he is a kind and generous fellow. However, if you managed to cross him, you will never see another daylight again. His connections are vast, and strong. His reach is far and wide. You will not survive if you go down the wrong path with him. On the other hand, if you appear favorable to his eyes, you may be awarded with a cookie or internet points. He gives those who are deserving in an unbiased manner.
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I think my Bio fits me fine.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone How about me? [/quote] Miz KillZone: Since she is a girl the whole Flood respects her automatically. She enjoys killing, eating sammiches, and believes those without the legendary power of "coup" are inferiour. How 'bout that?[/quote] Lol... How did you remember the thread I made a while back?[/quote] I have one of the best memories ever.[/quote] Or you could have cheated and looked up what topics i've created. :P
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ALL ODST'S LIVE AT END ESCAPE IN PHANTOM TO AVOID BEING GLASSED YES I LIKE CAPS YH AND U KNOW THT ARK PORTAL FROM HALO 3 ? YH THATS UNDER THE CITY ND U SEE IT AND THE END YJ
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Ok, I'll take a shot at it. Disclaimer: I currently know nothing about NAKED N00B 14, and this was written for fully skill building purposes. NAKED N00B 14 One day, a family found a baby on their doorstep. As he grew older and older, it became apparent that he could not wear clothes,due to a skin condition. Not difficult, at first, but as he began school, people began treating him different from his family. He did not understand why he could not have friends like anyone else. But on he went, grade after grade, until his family decided to move. But as the new school did not allow nudes, he would have to attend the local Catholic school. This is were little NAKED N00B 14 finally found hope. With his newfound enthusiasm, NAKED N00B 14 successfully passed high school, and is now at a college, since apparently they are cool with nudes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone How about me? [/quote] Miz KillZone: Since she is a girl the whole Flood respects her automatically. She enjoys killing, eating sammiches, and believes those without the legendary power of "coup" are inferiour. How 'bout that?[/quote] Lol... How did you remember the thread I made a while back?[/quote] I have one of the best memories ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK Me: Loves Michael Jackson and is generally awesome.[/quote] honestly, with the MJ crap, its creepy man... -your saying that you like a man with a thing for little boys, who changed the color of his skin and looked like a boney zombie for the last years of his life... nice, nice.
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Dik Munch was a very lonely Floodian. One day he set out on a quest to seek out the seeker. The seeker was never revealed and the seek was no longer a game of seeking but rather a game of fapping in the wind. Dik Munch is forever lost in this sea of loneliness we call the eb and tide of the Ghey Parade near Yosemite National Park.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone How about me? [/quote] Miz KillZone: Since she is a girl the whole Flood respects her automatically. She enjoys killing, eating sammiches, and believes those without the legendary power of "coup" are inferiour. How 'bout that?[/quote] Lol... How did you remember the thread I made a while back?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMGItzDavey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man Slender Man Hobbies: Killing Job: Killing Interested In: Attractive white female who enjoys long walks on the beach.[/quote] I saw you in my backyard last night. I waved, but all you did was flail your long arms at me :*([/quote] Slender Man how could you! He was a friend and ignored him! I shun you!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMGItzDavey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man Slender Man Hobbies: Killing Job: Killing Interested In: Attractive white female who enjoys long walks on the beach.[/quote] I saw you in my backyard last night. I waved, but all you did was flail your long arms at me :*([/quote] Run my good boy, run and never look back, for if you look back, he will only kill you. It is probably too late though. Lock your doors and arm yourself, he is most likely outside your house as i am writing this, waiting for you to drop your guard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man Slender Man Hobbies: Killing Job: Killing Interested In: Attractive white female who enjoys long walks on the beach.[/quote] I saw you in my backyard last night. I waved, but all you did was flail your long arms at me :*(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miz KillZone How about me? [/quote] Miz KillZone: Since she is a girl the whole Flood respects her automatically. She enjoys killing, eating sammiches, and believes those without the legendary power of "coup" are inferiour. How 'bout that?
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Slender Man Hobbies: Killing Job: Killing Interested In: Attractive white female who enjoys long walks on the beach.
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Someone do me! It can either be this account or my other one, jesusislives.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thesnipeking4u[/quote] he started out at an early age, hunting deer with his father. One fateful day, while hunting with his father, thesnipeking was separated from his father, who was inevitably killed by a group of assassins. From that day forward, he vowed to kill the assassins that murdered his father and become the greatest sniper of all time. He competed in a tournament in which his fathers alleged killers also competed in. Each assassin was killed in an odd "accident", and thesnipeking became victorious, aenging his father and ultimately becoming the best sniper off all time. He later became a mercenary sniper, working for various governments until he retired to the foothills of Arkansas, hunting and posting on the Flood.
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Kenny: I died one day. Everyone was like, "OMFG KENNY R DEDZ!!!1!!!!" But then I came back the next day, and everyone was happy! From then one, I died every day, but no one really cares because they know I will come back to life.
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How about me?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oxford Comma [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oxford Comma[/quote] A comma who is not quite like the others, but one created from a group of brilliant scientists in a lab in oxford. The experiment being conducted caused this comma to become as smart as all of the scientists together. He lived his life on the wild side, inserting himself in sentences of only the most sophisticated. He now spends his life living in a llama farm in South Dakota, using his brain on the Flood.[/quote] Wow....that's deep......[/quote] And alarmingly true...It seems we have a spy in our midst, gentlemen.[/quote] You strike me as a gentlemen interested in three things, grammar, education, and debate.
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My bio has been relatively uninteresting until today, when I officially staged the most awesome coup ever to become Emperor of the Flood. Shoutout to Chris Lyonz!
