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9/21/2009 10:56:13 PM
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Floodian Bio's!
This thread is about Bio's of Floodians based on how they act and (if they have a coup) their self-proclaimed title.
Can be a AutoBiography if you fear someone will smear your good name
~You CANNOT make fun of the Flood person... *glares at NN14 and Rhea* or make start a revolt against said Floodian...* again with the glaring* and it must teach good and win of that Floodian.....~
Ditto:
Ditto was born from an egg full of so much win made by two other weak Ditto's. His trainer was so fricking tough on him that he quickly surpassed the level barrier of 100 and rose up to 150. He then could change into humans. He took 2 more years of his trainers crap and killed him. He then rose up and challenged the Legendary Pokemanz and defeated them. He kept on leveling up until he got....OVER 9000!! He now has the title of "The Ditto".
*If you has no way to start it off, use this:*
[b]Place of Birth[/b]
[b]Parents[/b]
[b]Exciting moment in your life[/b]
[b]Major pwnage in your life[/b]
[b]Where you are today[/b]
[b][i]REMEMBER: Must be about your "Flood life". Could be made up, or based off of your self title on most of your coups. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR REAL LIFE!!!(well maybe Slender Man does)[/b][/i]
[Edited on 10.03.2009 9:36 PM PDT]
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*clears throat* "evil lemons g88, was born 15 years ago, by a bunch of scientists who wanted to use its never ending fruit tree to end world hunger, well,evil lemons didnt like being used, so he killed the scientists with his 2 revolvers and poisened sammich...and the occasional bear trap hat, as he grew older, he hated people more and more, then found the flood while reading the back of halo:combat evolved in 2006, and to this day, he posts here."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117[/quote] Born in a small hut on the American-Mexican border, young chalupa began his life preparing and eating the worlds best chalupas. One day, when making a chalupa, young Chalupa was badly burned. Most people would think that his career as a chalupa make would end here, but it didnt. Chalupa soldiered on, only using one hand, and entered a chalupa making competition. He won by a landslide, earning the name chalupa king and a place in everybody's hearts. He now lives in a house made entirely out of chalupas on the Slopes of the Rocky Mountains. :3[/quote]*sniff* How heart-warming, such a dedicated person. I wish I was able to meet him. Also I made myself a bio, but I like yours better. Here it is anyways: Known for his "favorite" topics. His most succesful threads were his "Will The World End 2012?" and "Most Popular Floodian"(assuming that was the topic to blame for the "popularity" threads epidemic. The thread he his most proud of is his "Which Thread Topic Hasn't Been Made Yet", which he is planning to post again soon. He also enjoys typing like a neat freak. Not caring for ODST, he is more hyped about Modern Warfare 2, which he posted multiple topics of. He also enjoys chalupas.[/quote] Im the maker of ridiculous, detailed, and inspirational bios :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris.[/quote] What?[/quote]Exactly!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris.[/quote] What?
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Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris. [Edited on 09.22.2009 6:26 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117[/quote] Born in a small hut on the American-Mexican border, young chalupa began his life preparing and eating the worlds best chalupas. One day, when making a chalupa, young Chalupa was badly burned. Most people would think that his career as a chalupa make would end here, but it didnt. Chalupa soldiered on, only using one hand, and entered a chalupa making competition. He won by a landslide, earning the name chalupa king and a place in everybody's hearts. He now lives in a house made entirely out of chalupas on the Slopes of the Rocky Mountains. :3[/quote]*sniff* How heart-warming, such a dedicated person. I wish I was able to meet him. Also I made myself a bio, but I like yours better. Here it is anyways: Known for his "favorite" topics. His most succesful threads were his "Will The World End 2012?" and "Most Popular Floodian"(assuming that was the topic to blame for the "popularity" threads epidemic. The thread he his most proud of is his "Which Thread Topic Hasn't Been Made Yet", which he is planning to post again soon. He also enjoys typing like a neat freak. Not caring for ODST, he is more hyped about Modern Warfare 2, which he posted multiple topics of. He also enjoys chalupas. [Edited on 09.22.2009 6:22 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaos1232 "Faps to pr0nz, is super awesome at TF2, L4D, and CoD 4. Don't piss him off or rant against MW2."[/quote] At least your honest.....
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"Faps to pr0nz, is super awesome at TF2, L4D, and CoD 4. Don't piss him off or rant against MW2."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117[/quote] Born in a small hut on the American-Mexican border, young chalupa began his life preparing and eating the worlds best chalupas. One day, when making a chalupa, young Chalupa was badly burned. Most people would think that his career as a chalupa make would end here, but it didnt. Chalupa soldiered on, only using one hand, and entered a chalupa making competition. He won by a landslide, earning the name chalupa king and a place in everybody's hearts. He now lives in a house made entirely out of chalupas on the Slopes of the Rocky Mountains. :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Madmonkey7 ALL ODST'S LIVE AT END ESCAPE IN PHANTOM TO AVOID BEING GLASSED YES I LIKE CAPS YH AND U KNOW THT ARK PORTAL FROM HALO 3 ? YH THATS UNDER THE CITY ND U SEE IT AND THE END YJ[/quote]Madmonkey7: Has been infected by the "CAPS LOCK" epidemic, making him write everything in caps. Oddly enough, he enjoys the disease and the power of caps. I have made the 100th post. I glee with happiness of being the 100th post on a very sucessful thread. [Edited on 09.22.2009 6:19 PM PDT]
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Chalupa King117: Known for his "favorite" topics. His most succesful threads were his "Will The World End 2012?" and "Most Popular Floodian"(assuming that was the topic to blame for the "popularity" threads epidemic. The thread he his most proud of is his "Which Thread Topic Hasn't Been Made Yet", which he is planning to post again soon. He also enjoys typing like a neat freak. Not caring for ODST, he is more hyped about Modern Warfare 2, which he posted multiple topics of. He also enjoys chalupas.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK CHRISLY0NZ UK joined Bungie.net on the 22nd of August 2007, mainly to 'get that symbol next to his name in Halo 2'. He was basically inactive until when Halo 3 came out. Being new to forums, he went around 'typin liek dis LOL xD' 'cause he thought he was cool, and would also necro 2 month old threads. He hung out only in the Halo 3 forum and the old Community File Forum so 'ppl cud rate his sik screenshotz lmao xD' Eventually he found The Flood Forum, and liked it. He learned the hard way that you should type with correct spelling and grammar. He spent the first few months in The Flood posting old, cliche memes such as "Do a barrel roll!" and "Suicide is the only option" in every thread. He eventually learned that this was not cool, and stopped. Then, sometime around 27th of December 2008, he became obsessed with Michael Jackson, however, some people (e.g. Apollo DZ) got annoyed by him for mentioning him so much in nearly every post. Although some members such as System of a pwn started to like him for his awesomeness. CHRISLY0NZ UK admitted that he mentioned him (Michael Jackson) too much and cut it down slightly. You will see him constantly protesting MJ's innocence (not a child molester, lots of evidence to support that) and explaining why his skin is white, etc. in The Flood. On the 25th of June 2009, Michael Jackson passed away, CHRISLY0NZ UK was on The Flood at the time it was revealed that he went into cardiac arrest, and also posted in forum topics about it and followed the news. He couldn't believe that he died, and posted in a certain thread that got him banned for 3 days, what a mean troll. Although to this day, he is still obsessed with Michael Jackson and listens to him every day. It is not a "gimmick" (as members such as More Easy learned), but just another part of him (hee-hee) . [/quote] I see no mention of [i]~kik~[/i]. You failed your own bio, sir.
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Its ALIVE!!!!!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 Adro99: Now, this is a story all about how His life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where he spent most of his days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in his neighborhood He got in one little fight and his mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' He begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed his suite case and send him on his way She gave him a kiss and then she gave him a ticket. He put his walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait he heard there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when he gets there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when he came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out He ain't trying to get arrested He just got here He sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared He whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' He looked at my kingdom He was finally there To sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air [/quote]I seem to have won this threads epic factor.... [/quote] hmmmm... Indeed you have...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 Adro99: Now, this is a story all about how His life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where he spent most of his days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in his neighborhood He got in one little fight and his mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' He begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed his suite case and send him on his way She gave him a kiss and then she gave him a ticket. He put his walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait he heard there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when he gets there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when he came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out He ain't trying to get arrested He just got here He sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared He whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' He looked at my kingdom He was finally there To sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air [/quote]I seem to have won this threads epic factor....
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No really for srs. What IS a chode?
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WHat's a chode?
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stealing chodes since 10/20/05
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Adro99: Now, this is a story all about how His life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where he spent most of his days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in his neighborhood He got in one little fight and his mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' He begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed his suite case and send him on his way She gave him a kiss and then she gave him a ticket. He put his walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait he heard there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when he gets there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when he came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out He ain't trying to get arrested He just got here He sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared He whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' He looked at my kingdom He was finally there To sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air [Edited on 09.21.2009 7:41 PM PDT]
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Last post of the night. I expect to see this thread alive and well when i get back from school tomorrow :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel No one can write a detailed bio for me D:[/quote]FTD was once a mushroom but grew into an entire palm tree. Then the lone tree wished to become a boy. A wizard misheard the tree's wish and turned it into a girl instead. Then FTD wandered onto the Flood and was infected with rabies. After killing and eating hundreds of (innocent?) Floodians, FTD Ark Angel returned to normal.[/quote] :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel No one can write a detailed bio for me D:[/quote]FTD was once a mushroom but grew into an entire palm tree. Then the lone tree wished to become a boy. A wizard misheard the tree's wish and turned it into a girl instead. Then FTD wandered onto the Flood and was infected with rabies. After killing and eating hundreds of (innocent?) Floodians, FTD Ark Angel returned to normal.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 We were happy about that and you decide to come back....[/quote] I specifically stated on the Goodbye thread that I would post here and there which meant that I'm going to post less, and maybe eventually leave (still unsure though). I mean I was positive that I was going to leave, then I got like 20 messages, and a bunch of other people telling me to stay. So I donno. And I have my group here, so I'm not going to actually leave bungie.
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No one can write a detailed bio for me D:
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireSpartan176 ~You CANNOT make fun of the Flood person... *glares at NN14 and Rhea* or make start a revolt against said Floodian...* [/quote] lawl, I'm innocent I swear! My autobiography: 1.Joined Bungie.net a year ago with the account name insomniacplayer 2. Was involved with the Lemon meme on the Flood, which was basically linking this guy called Lemons on whatever we wrote. Good times! 2. Got bored of that after Shadow decided not to post anymore. 3. Created Take Over Teh World 4. Made this one guy troll Flood v2. 5. Basically we got owned big time with Flood v2 taking over our group. After they left two days later, we basically had almost 50 or so members. 6. Became part of Flood v2 :D 7. Take Over Teh World started growing especially with members from Flood v2 coming to our group, and vice versa. 8. During the 2009 election, I saw Barrack Obama's name on the Flood, along with Sarah Palin, Ralph Nader, etc. Followed him to Teh New Flood. 9. My Group had a "war" with the Pie group. We ended up victorious. Celebrated. :D 10.. That Christmas tree chat room opened a month later or so. Went there, met bunch of people, specifically Parth and Bender. 11. Joined #moap BEFORE #BungieNet opened. 12. Joined #BungieNet <3 13.Joined that Unicorn forum, but hardly posted. 14. Joined New Flood because PA told me to 15. My one year of Bungie, no one cared. 16. Changed name from insomniac to Blair Waldof to Rhea. :D 17. Made hella threads- 21st birthday, Island, Cooking, Flowers, Classy, Shower threads- which all became hot topics because I'm that awesome. 18. People *cough* Elite Mouse *cough* started calling me an attention whore. Naked Noob 14 followed, along with Pieman, and some other cretins that I can't remember. 19. Got annoyed and processed to leave the Flood on 9.18.09 20. Joined Flood v2 offsite 21. About to celebrate my one year of the creation of my group, Take Over Teh World :D[/quote]19. Got annoyed and processed to leave the Flood on 9.18.09 We were happy about that and you decide to come back....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea[/quote] God help us all.......
