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Edited by Rezinihplod: 12/1/2015 7:46:54 PM
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Cool Cat is Love...

>I was only 9 years old I loved Cool Cat so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Cool Cat every night before bed thanking him for the groovyness I've been given. >Cool Cat is love I say, Cool Cat is life >Daddy Derek overhears me and calls me a bully >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Cool Cat >I called him IHE >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me. >I feel something touch me >Its Cool Cat! >I am so happy >He whispers in to ear "I'm Cool Cat and I love ALL kids" >He grabs me with her powerful feline paws and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Cool Cat >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much but I do it for Cool Cat >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Cool Cat >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >Daddy Derek walks in >Cool Car looks him straight in the eye and says "Cool Cat loves to boogie-woogie" >Cool Cat leaves through my window >Cool Cat is love, Cool Cat is life

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  • I wish Derek would've apologized for all the trouble he selfishly caused in the end when IHE beat him, instead he just went completely silent even after he contradicted everything that his character stood for.

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