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11/29/2015 9:28:14 AM
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Curie is love, Curie is life.

Curie is love, Curie is life. ...I was only 14 years old... I had all the bobbleheads, and max approval of Curie. My dad sees my devotion to her and calls me a synth loving scumbag. I call him a Brotherhood Tool. He puts on his power armor and punches me in the face. I'm crying now, and my head needs a stimpak. I feel a warm presence behind me It's Curie! She whispers in my ear "Are you ready Mousier?" I am ready I command her to inspect my bed She is delighted to do this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I un equip my gear and penetrate her circuit board She moans that she can truly understand emotions now It hurts, but I do it for Curie She eventually conducts her" experiment" for science. My dad walks in, and is shocked. Curie says to him: "I believe the term is, 'Yahoo'"? Curie fast travels to Sanctuary Curie is love, Curie is life.

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