This encounter actually started while I was in the middle of talking to some guys in a group chat here. I don't remember what it was I was talking about, but I remember saying "Be right back. Neighbor's at the door". I heard someone knock on the door and I instantly knew it was Kiddo. But it wasn't this time. It was Kiddo and his friend who has like half a foot on him and like my height. He had apparently came over with his boyfriend to complain about my loud drumming. Me being an idiot expected him to be friendly and just say "Hey, can you please keep it down. I can hear your drumming". But nope. The first thing I hear come out of his mouth is: Kiddo: You gonna shut that shit off or am I going to have to get (redacted. Let's just call him... um... Dangle Snake) Dangle and I to beat the shit out of you? Dangle: Yeah, I -blam!-ing heard you were -blam!-ing with him and I'm about to just beat the shit out of you anyway. Me: To answer your question, no. I need to practice daily. And to respond to your threat, I'd like to see you try. Dangle: *punches me in face* Me: When I said "I'd like to see you try", I meant I'd like to see you try to punch me, not give me a love tap. (It actually did hurt, I just wanted to rustle him a bit) Dangle: *attempts to kick me in the leg* Me: *moves leg out of the way, smack Dangle upside the head with drumsticks causing him to fall down the stairs* (Don't worry, it's like three steps) *gives the finger and shuts door* The -blam!-er ended up cutting my lip, so I decided to wash it and keep an eye on it for a bit. 3 hours pass and I decide to go take my dog outside to go to the bathroom. Who do I see? Kiddo. Dangle went home I guess.I ignore him and look the other way and he starts talking to me. Kiddo: Yo, pussy. You still bleeding over there! (I don't know how he could have seen my lip from there, but whatever) Was Dangle too rough on you? Me: Nah. I feel worse for him. Right before I put my headphones on to start drumming I heard his bitch-ass outside screaming "AHHH! AHHH! I -blam!-ING FELL ON MY ELBOW! I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEECK!" I thought I would have to call my girlfriend over to lend him a tampon. Kiddo: She's too busy at my place. Me: I know, she was the reason your Dad divorced you Mother.(Low blow, but worth it) I turn around feeling triumphant, my dog runs back into the house, but just before he steps through the door, I hear him barking. I turn around and Kiddo is sprinting towards me with a -blam!-ing huge tree branch. Before I can react the little shite hits me right in the ribs on my right side. I grab the stick immediately when he does this and I take off my belt and start -blam!-ing whipping this bitch like [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmCMqIG2vo]Balloonshop[/url] . He ends up falling on the ground into a pile of his dog's shit in my lawn (ironic, ain't it?). I throw the stick on the ground and go back inside. Last thing I heard from Kiddo as he's walking back into his house is "D-... Did I just get whipped?" Part 2: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/155346492 Part 4: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/156007370