This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. We want to try something new. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no!! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?! *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA- *Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions* Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls. *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*