Recently I've been taking on the duty of being a "farming" police officer. I go to various servers, head over to the crashed hive ship, and warn people to cease their exploitation. When they refuse to cease their exploits, I go in front of the cave and sit down. Then I get on the computer and browse the internet while making sure to move my character every minute. After much stabbing and angry shooting, people will usually join me or leave. It is not uncommon for me to get nasty messages. Well today, I was invited to a game by a child who sounded no older than 6 or 7.  As soon as I joined his party, I was accused of being Jewish as well as being fond of men. This child also claimed to have had sexual relations with my mother, and then called me a bundle of sticks. Though, those were not the phrases and Safe-for-work terminology he used. I told him very calmly, that he was using an exploit in the game, and that exploits are a bannable offense. NOTE: I WAS NOT TRYING TO IMPERSONATE A BUNGIE EMPLOYEE OR SONY REPRESENTATIVE, I was simply stating the facts. People can be banned for utilizing exploits. Well, the child wouldn't have any of it. He started screaming and calling me a Richard sucking bundle of sticks who likes to take Richards up the donkey.  Fortunately, his mother was nearby and heard his language. "James! GET OFF THAT GAME NOW!!!" she shouted. I heard the microphone being taken away followed by a smacking sound, followed by squealing. If I hadn't know better, I would have thought she'd slaughtered a pig. She put on the microphone and apologized for the behavior of her son. She sounded rather young, probably younger than me. I asked her if Destiny was her game. She said it's her husband's game but that they let their child play sometimes. Well, I let her know that her child, James, was utilizing an exploit to gain advantages he should not have. In other words, he was cheating. I explained that he was farming at a certain cave where enemies spawn.  She asked him if this was true, then he started screaming at her. *SMACK* followed by another piglet shriek. She got back on and said "Well, he's not going to be playing this anymore anyway. Cheating or not, we don't allow that kind of language in this house. I'm sorry you had to hear that. James will be grounded for several weeks." I wished her well and let her go give James the justice he deserves. EDIT: The mother just sent me a friend request. Apparently she wants to know if I want to do a raid on the weekend. Well, this is an interesting turn of events. Edit: I am now friends with "LSpaceDandy". Let's hope James doesn't play again. His brother is pretty cool though, I played with him for a bit.