Today I was getting ready to go to work. I worked at 5:00pm and it was 4:10. So, yeah. I'm getting ready and getting dressed for work and I hear someone knocking on my door... Can ya guess who it is? Me: *opens door* Yo Kiddo: Why the -blam!- did you whip me yesterday?! Me: Why the -blam!- did you hit me in the ribs with a -blam!-ing tree branch? Kiddo: Because you hit my friend! Me: Because he punched me and, honestly, he's kind of a douche. Kiddo: That's no excuse to hit him. Me: You're right, I'm sorry I beat up your boyfriend. Can I go to work now? Kiddo: He's not my boyfriend, and no. I have to talk to you right now. Me: Ahhhh. He broke up with you? Sorry, I have to go make a living be an asset to society. Bye bye. *closes door* He just -blam!-ing opens my door and starts yelling at me from the doorway. Like, not even in the house, just opens the door while I'm in my room getting dressed. Kiddo: You're not getting out of this that easily! Me: *nonsensical mumbling* Kiddo: Wait, what the -blam!- did you say? Me: I said... IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN I WILL ONLY COME BACK MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE! Kiddo: ............That's from Star Wars! Me: I KNOW! *jumps out of room with black robe and red lightsaber* Kiddo: WHAT THE -blam!-! Me: -blam!-ING BRING IT BITCH, I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU! *puts down hood* YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME! Kiddo: *runs out of house* So yeah. He didn't bother me the rest of the day, so sorry if this one is short. Part 3: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/155623687 Part 5: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/156323163