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9/4/2015 5:24:07 PM
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Crux's Dreadnaught Triggered Event!
I heard from Aceman187 that there will be an event triggered on the Dreadnaught and you must have the Crux of Crota in your inventory on a female guardian. To begin make sure you defeat Oryx with your guardian and the crux in your inventory. Oryx’s last breath will place the crux in your womb. From there you have to visit Eris and she will give you the bad news. “In 9 months, you will have to go to the Court of Oryx to face judgement”, seriously 9 months. Once 9 months has passed, you go to the Court of Oryx, and there it begins! Once Crota Jr. burst forth from your loin he kills you. Your fireteam has to defeat his minions for 5 minutes until you can be respawned. Once respawned, you must defeat this 2 foot tall demon with the OmniSharted Sword. Upon completion you will be awarded the Umbilical Cord of Crota. Take that back to the speaker and he’ll reveal himself to be Chuck Norris!!
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For a second I thought this was real but then I read female guardian. Then I knew it was a joke. [spoiler]not a thing against females, it's that it requires one[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHa ha good one needed a good laugh nice to read a positive post. Have a good one
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Hahaha
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1 ReplyEdited by Thanteus: 9/10/2015 9:17:35 PMThe moment I read "on a female guardian" I knew where this was going.
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3 RepliesUmm...
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1 ReplyThis is where I defeat Crota on Hard these next couple of weeks and get 2 Crux's. One for my Nechrochasm (better than thought, I hope...) and one for this. I can record one hour, I'll be posting this next July.
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I smell troll feces
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Hey, I just had lunch at Crota Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger with curly fries.
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Well....this would be akward for a female exo....
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1 ReplyBest troll ever
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Boomp
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BUNPPPLLLLL
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this thread is amazing holy shit
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16 RepliesShut your damn mouth before Bungie comes and does it for you, you whistleblower scum!
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3 RepliesSIGN HERE IF THE UMBILICAL CORD OF CROTA IS OP AND NEEDS TO BE NERFED!!! ~spartaboy777
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This is officially TTK xylar!
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I see you my fellow /d/eviant... but how did you find yourself here in this forum?
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Need 5 for crota jr. Must have exotic sword and child baring hips. Full milked up boobs are ideal but not a requirement
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1 ReplyWhat the hell did I just read LOL
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2 RepliesI have my crux ready and my body is willing.
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Who reveals himself to not actually use the boflex And is actually a broom and the invented of the color brown
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That would be cool but then it would have to be an M rated game afterward
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1 ReplyMy crux is saying lets go, but my body's saying no.
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Sounds like hideo kojima joined bungie for ttk !! I would actually love it if this was in the game. Haha
