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8/23/2015 1:47:13 PM
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The rules on teabagging
1. I will teabag you if you run around with a shotgun, thorn, or last word
2. I will teabag you if you teabag me
3. I will teabag you if you are camping
4. I will teabag you if you try to charge my heavy and fail
5. I WILL NOT teabag you if we have a shoot out and you die
6. I WILL NOT teabag if you simply play the game and use fair weapons
7. I will teabag you if I kill over half your team in less than 10 seconds
8. IF I AM IN A WARD OF DAWN BUBBLE and over half your team gets killed by me, I will teabag all of you
It's simple, you deserve to be punished for being a scrub, being a person who has no skill, or being rude yourself.
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aaaah the good old teabagging..there is nothing else in world like this. Finish another male and then start rubbing your balls to his face. A real male(???) oughts to do this to another male. Doesn't he ? A man to man (hm???) action that give pleasure to all straight(???) males there. Personally I find it funny. Neither humiliating nor depressing etc etc. When I see doing 'teabagging' the only I see is a player that performs some kind of gymnastics to strengthen his quadriceps. Sorry, but this is what I only see. If I do not see the guardian naked with all the hairy balls coming out wild and fill every inch of my TV, then I will never feel that I am teabagged. Again sorry. If you would like to have e-mote with teabagging, in which the animation includes : guardian takes off his clothes as in 9 1/2 weeks movie and starts bending knee showing his pride, then you have either to make a special order to Bungie or to visit some porn site. I guess that Bungie could include it in a separate DLC for $40. $40 because the Kim Basinger strip tease animation is complex. Which makes this a lost case; It would be a better investment to give this $40 to the local bitch and do something more realistic, with a woman. An act which also seem less gay. Don't you think?
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Go shove your dick in a toaster
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You're not tea bagging anyone with those stats
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...I don't even teabag after "Slayer Medals" or even Unbroken Matches... But this guy... [spoiler] I wanna spawn-kill you just to teabag you for a whole match[/spoiler]
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I only teabag if i get double/triple teamed and then someone teabags me.
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1 ReplyI teabag people when they've been spraying at me with thorn and I quick scope them with nlb or when I clutch a round in trials with nlb
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1 ReplyDo people actually care about teabagging? Apart from being a stale meme the only benefit I can see from it is making yourself a target. So Teabag away.
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I played control on the Twilight gap match the other day and whenever I went near the outside heavy spawn the same guy would attempt to snipe me and every time, I would turn or slide and get the quick headshot and just for the fact I out sniped him again and again I would teabag. I killed him about 20 times in the end and he didn't get me once.
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2 RepliesSo much yes! Petition to ban all scrubs! Sign here!
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I will cut your jimmies off and place them on your chin
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Knock it off and don't troll.
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3 RepliesThe only rules for teabagging, the real rules.(Ignore OPs rules) Rule 1. IF you walk you will be teabagged. Rule 2. IF you run you will be teabagged. Rule 3. IF you move you will be teabagged. Rule 4. IF you don't move you will be teabagged. Rule 5. IF you breathe you will be teabagged. Rule 6. IF you don't breathe you will be teabagged. Rule 7. IF you take this game seriously you will be teabagged. Rule 8. IF you don't take this game seriously you will be teabagged. Rule 9. [b]You will be teabagged.[/b] It's simple, you will be teabagged.
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2 RepliesTL;DR I will teabag you if you don't play by my standards. I'm noting your gamertag so next time I see you in crucible I will three shot you with my last word and drag my balls across your face since you don't have any skill.
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Faster, faster..
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1 ReplyI've never once teabagged anyone in crucible. I never even occurs to me to do so.
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I agree with almost everything you say except for the part where you say people deserve to be punished for having no skill. I want them to keep playing, I will send gg messages to them and keep practicing don't give up. I don't want them to quit(cuz they are easy lol). But for real nobody should get punished for having no skill, they just shouldn't be given handouts (no participation trophies here)
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I only really tea bagged once.. And that is because 4 bursts of well placed red death and a grenade later, i wiped the whole enemy team out single handedly in a 3v3 match. I tea bagged because... They lost to a person with rank 0 in crucible... They earned it.
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We left that crap for the children in Reach. DO NOT, let it spread to this game. although I do agree with rule 2.
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I say the rule for teabagging is not to do it. Ever. It's dumb.
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I teabag on the following instances... 1.) Blade dancer and I kill you with either my primary, a sniper rifle headshot, or a melee kill. You get the sack. 2.) If you pop your little Titan Bubble, and I blade dance your sorry butt into next Sunday. You get the sack. With some sweat dripping off. 3.) If you're camping and NOT defending an objective and I kill you. You get the sack. And the D. 4.) If I kill you with a Tripmine grenade stuck to your nuts. You get the sack. And the D. Twice. 5.) If I nail you in the face with a Throwing Knife and get the kill. You're getting the sack. 6.) If youre a Gunslinger and you miss all your shots and I kill you. You're getting my sack. 7.) If you're a self-rezzing Warlock, and I kill you after the rez with either my primary or a melee. You guessed right sonny boy. You get the sack. 8.) If you try and blink-shotgun me and fail and I kill you. You're getting the D. Full on. 9.) If you Fist of Panic and I kill you. You're definitely getting the sack. Ill even coat it in hot sauce for you. 10.) If you teabag me first, I will hunt you down, and drop my sack so far down your throat everytime I kill you. That usually about it. By the way this thread is hilarious with some of these peoples reasons and responses about this topic.
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Edited by Antiinora: 8/24/2015 5:04:05 PMI teabag in very rare situations: 1. Non-super kills on a bladedancer, peep deez beans. 2. If you chase me around for a while and I turn and buck your face, taste cup. 3. Instead of a teabag I FREQUENTLY wave at snipers who blow up 3+ times in a row from my PR without gittin me, HOLA NIÑOS 4. If you are looking down scope of your sniper rifle or primary and I legit walk up to and put the matador to the back of your scalp, take a whiff. 5. If you bag me, I will drop my luggage firm and fast on your face until someone on your team kills me whilst witnessing the free bag press you get... 6. If you are in a bubble on a flag, you git the bag. 7. If you launch a nova bomb into the pillar in front of you and I give you a free haircut with my throwing knife, I'll be touching down like a 747 on the Logan runway. 8. If you are camping and I jump shoulder-charge flying knee of death you into the corner your tucked in, I'll unfold my tent upon your gullet.. 9. If I'm runnin and gunnin, I catch you, then hit you upon respawn, you get the D. 10. If you kill yourself with a launcher instead of me, I'm coming up to free my Wolfpack rounds on the bridge of your dead nose.
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Edited by GakMan: 8/24/2015 4:03:12 PMI only teabag after someone tbags me, all teabagging acceptable though in my mind. However, if you are blade dancing and I kill you, I will dance. I figure you are dancing so I should finish your dance for you ;)
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2 RepliesWhat's a fair gun?
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I love to teabag haha it gets people so angry. I have no rules everyone gets deez nuts upon death. Hate mail is the best.
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I only tbag if someone tbags me first. Then I hunt them down for the rest of the match and make it my personal mission to tbag them as much as I can.
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I will teabag you whether I like you or not that's my rules you shall get my big sweaty titan balls in your face haha
