"Heello Guardiann... You seek to aid me, yesss?" I require... - 4 Red onions - 1 Box of Rahoole Honey Nut Crypt-O's - 8 Fresh Lemons - 2 Bags Etheric Light Potato Chips - Zavala's Homestyle Steak Rub - 4 Packets Xûr's Exotic Punch Mix - 1 Case of The Queen's Spiced Wine" - 3 Boxes of Winnie the Pooh Pop Tarts (For a friend... I assure you.) - 6g of Cayde-6's Premium Peyote - Cabal Chili Powder - Skolas' Ether Sprinkled Brownies - 2 6-Pack Genuine Dreg Craft Beer "And since you'll be close to the hardware store..." - 80 Mines - 40 Shanks (The most annoying type you can find) "Do this and I may think about finally summoning you... Or not."