It is a guarantee that there is a universe that has a Walmart that sells exclusively Space Jam.
Just imagine that... and how awesome that would be.
I, for one, would love to open up my own store that sells exclusively Space jam. I would buy my own space in a strip mall and line the walls and put display cases filled only with Space Jam. In this store I would always deny service to every customer in a passive aggressive manner, and or confuse the shit out of them.
Customer: I would like to rent a copy of Space Jam.
Me: Hmmmmm, we're actually out.
Customer: But there are literally hundreds of copies in the store.
Me: Those are display copies.
Customer: I just opened three of them. They all had Space Jam discs inside.
Me: I know. Are you going to rent a copy?
Customer: YES! I would like to rent a copy!
Me: Well, the problem with that, is that we don't have any in stock right now...
Customer: WE JUST WENT OVER THIS!
Me: Yes, and I told you that there would be a delivery truck arriving at noon.
Customer: NO YOU DID NOT!
Me: Yee.
Customer: How are you even in business?!
Me: Because I'm constantly selling copies of Space Jam.
Customer: You said you don't even have any copies!
Me: What do you mean, there are like three behind you.
Customer: *Shoots self*
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Edited by Fury: 8/18/2015 6:27:42 PM[b][i][u]COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM[/u][/i][/b]