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8/16/2015 3:29:37 AM
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How to pick up chicks
Be gentle as you scoop them up with cupped hands since they are very delicate little creatures.
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Or -blam!-em Drop kick them and leave them without child care.
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1 ReplyPlayed out double entendre.
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Or you can just paradoxical meme it
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2 RepliesCan i scoop them up with my fedora?
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1 ReplyEdited by Shrek Almighty: 8/16/2015 5:01:57 AMTalk to Tucker. He's the "expert" on that, even though all he's ever picked up was a alien.
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Came in to post "in a tank" but looks someone beat me to it.
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1 ReplyHit them over the head with a large stick and drag them back to the cave by their hair. Chicks dig it.
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5 RepliesDrive a tank named Sheila
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2 RepliesExactly how I would put it
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Just remember what your personal trainer taught you: "Bend the knees, keep your back flat, make one swift motion from the ground to your chest and proceed to go into a 90 degree squat."
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Put your hand on the ground and let them hop in.
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Tell them to show you their fuckhole. Works every time.
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No just do like every person does when they are desperate. Just drive in your car and say I'll take the one on the left. Jk no that terrible :/
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3 RepliesEdited by King Nanix: 8/16/2015 3:54:46 AMI like to be picked up like that too lol
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1 ReplyDelicate little creatures? You must be the type to cry after sex.
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Just as long as they don't peck your hands
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Genius.
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Can confirm. The same idea is also applied to budgies.
