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Edited by Shurshacker:
8/17/2015 5:14:00 AM
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Most Hilarious Hate Mail Received?
First time using forums (hooray give me cake) but just wanted to share my experience and also hear from you guys about hate mail. Mine isn't even close to hilarious but I'll try.
Was playing Skirmish with my buddy when the entire other team is using NLB and gets halfway through in points while we're blink shot gunning (lel scrubs) when they pull out their Last Words and still can't outdo our fab skillzzzzz. After the game one of them sent a voice message to my buddy saying, and I quote "Wow you guys are so fücking gây, fûcking blink fags.' I told him that I should've sent a message saying "Thank you for helping me figure out a new clan name bud. :) But my friend sends a message to the dude saying "And you guys STILL had to pull out your Last Words and still got rekd!" So we had a little laugh about that and continued with our Skirmish matches for a while.
(That was horrible pls flood me with funny ones so I can feel ashamed of myself)
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"Reported for Walmart wifi" I had a green bar the whole game and he had a red bar.
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8 RepliesOk so first off my friend and I met this kid on the forum. He was really rude to us and raged so much. WE ARE ACTUALLY NICE THIS WAS JUST A BIT OF FUN!!! So we still had him on my friends list and he invited us to just patrol on Mars. So we thought we'd troll him a little bit. So he kept trying to jump on an antennae on the little circular buildings and there was another antennae that was a bit lower than the othe one and they were right next to each other. So he kept trying to jum on the top one, then i "tried to jump on the lower one" but pushed him off every time on "accident". My friend said "he's lagging so he's gonna promote me to leader" so I become leader. He texted me "kick him" so I said I was "promoting him to leader" then kicked him. Then I started saying that i accidently sent my settings to spanish and couldn't change it so I couldn't find the promote button and kept "accidently kicking him". He started screaming every time then believed us for a bit. "Before you think we're mean he was rude to us during the raids and kept getting mad at us when he died). He was so mad and like almost crying and screaming we couldn't stop laughing. So my friend pretended to be on his side and he started trying to trash talk us. So we decided to do skirmish and he was terrible. Hed always die right away then I get a few kills then die and he'd be like "wow how could you die you're so bad" and it made me laugh so much.so he never revived me bc I was "bad" so i tea bagged him whenever he died and he got so mad. He started saying how im "gay and have sex with my dad and a bunch of gross śhít and wouldn't stop talking about it". Then he says "you suck your dads ovaries". So I said "you probably don't even know what ovaries are" then he says "they're your balls dumbass" and we lost it. He was in 7th grade! It was so funny so he kept saying " im gonna stick my ovaries up your nose" and i told him that they could probably fit. Then he got so defensive. Then he's like "im roasting you" and I was just cracking up. Then my friend had to leave and the last thing he said to him was "you mad?" Then he was just silent. And then he unfriended us and i kept trying to friend him again but he blocked us. Props to you if you read my novel. It was kind of mean on my part but when he showed his true colors he deserved it
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2 RepliesI got called a scrub for not using a felwinters when I using a matador 64
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1 ReplyMine happened last night after a trials match. One of the guys in our group was booted in the 2nd round and then suddenly came back. This guy is a friend of mine and I know for a fact he wasn't doing anything underhanded. We ended up beating the other team 5-2 so of course we immediately got this message "Nice -blam!-ing connection cheaters. People like you are what ruin this game." I'll admit my friend didn't have the best connection at the time but it's not something he can control.
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3 RepliesI had a guy Tbag me once in a skirmish match. After the match he messages me "man you suck, you should find a new game" his KD was .25. Mine was 2.2. I never did understand it.
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My favorite one was when my buddy and I were playing 2 v 3 on skirmish against a full thorn, blink-shotgun team. I was using nlb and we sat back trying to compensate being down a player. We only lose by a few kills, and the other team sent me a message saying I was a scrub for crouching. I had no idea I wasn't suppose to crouch.
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1 Reply"Can you stop tbagging after every kill, it really upsets me" "Oops sorry not you" Lold
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Save to answer when i get home.
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4 RepliesI got hate mail for ruining this guys mark of the unbroken with 30 seconds left, by shoulder charging his ass. [spoiler][b][i][u]The salt was REAL[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Voice mail kid sent me. Sounded like a gorilla master.... While watching tele tubbies
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One of my favourites was when my team got told to get cancer Another one was 'wow I can't believe you, I thought you were supposed to be Bungie' yes because my emblem shows that I'm a Bungie employee, [i]obviously[/i]
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"Nigerians from Israel" "God forbid."
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1 Reply"Your dad cheats on your mom." Seriously.
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Im sure some will be coming soon
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1 ReplyBack in the good old days of when APR actually did something, I shot a guy through a pillar using a stock LDR 5001. End of the match he messaged me saying how he reported me. I replied, knowing what he meant, saying for what? High skill and friendly? Thank you!
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Edited by AurionBlack: 8/21/2015 10:51:57 PMI was called a scrub for using a Hardlight and a firefly efrideets spear when the person that had mailed me was using a last word and shotgun.
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1 Reply"You camping the flag makes my dick angry"
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4 RepliesEdited by Sukkon, Kell of Deez: 8/15/2015 3:23:37 AMI have a few: 1. "Seriously TBag me after every kill? F*** you a**hole. I'm reporting you for being unfriendly." My reply: I'm the founding member of the clan TBaGG Nation and you didn't expect to get TBagged after I killed you 10 times? And yes, please report me to the company that created TBagging. 2. "Your such a Thorn noob. Use a real gun" My reply: "Would you rather me use Hawkmoon vs Marshall-A?" 3. "Dooood. Stop camping in the hall. No skills." My reply "Dooood. Stop sticking your face in front of my sniper. My Reign of Terror/The Best...Around medals say otherwise."
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2 RepliesI won a match of rumble with NLB and the guy using thorn blink shotgun messaged me saying "get some skill stop FINAL ROUNDING.
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Had one guy go off on me in Spanish for a whole paragraph attempted to translate came out to a long string of cruse words,their whole fireteam was using thorns and had terrible lag
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Edited by specterhd15: 8/21/2015 10:40:22 PMGuy on other team with headshot in his name sent me get good after a game when he was blink shotgun. Next game my team only used snipers for the next match and he quit.
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2 Repliesplayed a game of clash this guy on the other team was running TLW shotty and blink on a hunter (never see that right) keeps kicking my ass over and over as im using a pulse they win him in first place nothing new here so i get a msg telling me to kill myself and my family... guess the one kill i got on him with my hopper got to him or he was just mad i had a gun he hasnt got or hell maybe im a scrub for using that gun and not TLW who knows i asked why he was so salty he said he wasnt i asked him why he said that and didnt get an answer
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1 ReplyI was playing Skirmish with my clanmates using TLW and Her Benevolence on Pantheon. I had a pretty good game, my team won by 1500 points. After the game some guy on the other team, who was blink shotguning the entire game, sends me a message saying,"Nice job camping, TLW is for losers who don't know how to rush".
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So I don't get hate I'm on Xbox
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The only hate I got was a guy messaged me b1tch like literally with the number
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After killing this one guy so many time with my lord after three or so games with him i get this "OH MY GOD YOU F***ING BITCH I WAS THIS CLOSE TO GETTING THE THORN BOUNTY DONE AND YOU BROUGHT ME DOWN TO ZERO...STOP USING THE OP SHOTTY AND GET SKILLED DAMN YOU" and for those who were wondering his tactic was sitting in a corner with a shotty
