[quote]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.[/quote]
His screen name in the forums is [REDACTED]
I'm not sure but it looks like his gamer tag is [REDACTED]
I'm not a huge fan of people making it sound so easy to serve our country. Normally I will brush off the stupid arguments that people start on purpose, but this dude needs his head checked if he is going to shame real serious members just to try to intimidate people.
Thank you all who actually served this country, your sacrifice can never be replaced.
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One of 2 things are gonna happen 1. You're gonna get the ass whooping of a lifetime 2. That guy(kid) is going to go and take his thumb out of his butt and go grab his BB gun and go and trace your IP address (run down the street) until he finds your house (collapse after running 10 feet because of his struggles with obesity)
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I feel like I've seen this exact threat about five times now. Way to be original man.
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People that feel the need to announce the have power generally lack it.
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They removed my name. Rip
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lol! he's probably 13 years old and he will pop his zits at you. run. now.
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Old pasta is old.
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As others have said, its a copy&paste wall o' text. Seen it many many times, though tbh the last part always tickles me. Its like you'll answer the door one day, and he'll just be there squatting down, spraying a tsunami of liquid shit everywhere whilst screaming HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?!
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This is fake. Somebody already tried this months ago on this forum. It didn't work then either. Go away you attention seeking scrub.
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If he was legit, he wouldn't advertise it at all.
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Sounds super insecure. Sad to be him
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Old copy pasta Get good newfąg
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I would say it's a not meant to be taken seriously. Such a person does not and could not exist. I do come close however.
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You my friend should be embarrassed lol
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^^^^^
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Edited by LucidFever: 8/12/2015 10:48:55 PMHehe.
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You should be afraid. For starters, he is a NAVY member threatening you with the Marine Corps. Second, this real life Chuck Norris can kill you in over 700 different ways! Third and what I find most intimidating, he's trained in GORILLA warfare, not Guerilla warfare. Honestly, anyone who can go mano a mano with gorillas is a beat in my book.
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"Gorilla Warfare" Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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I seen that quote about 5 times on these forums, guys prolific.
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lol, dude its fake
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Edited by Osprai: 8/12/2015 6:48:23 PMWell that's not good. But you cannot put others usernames on your posts [i]*flies away*[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i] [i] ~Agent 0sprey[/i]
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Copied & Pasted, Seen this post a few times.
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It's an old meme
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That's just a copypasta
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Edited by cptgantu: 8/12/2015 6:46:24 PMGorrilas are real.
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Uhm... what did you actually say to him? Must have been epic for such an epically-over-the-top-crazy response.