Ok everybody look at what the person above you wrote, and add to it.
i'll start.
I was at the store when....
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...Dildo, and proceeded to choke on it. [i]He said PLAY....[/i]
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shot the stupid b**ch in his face....that the cops came and.....
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someone peed on me and the snake died because they melt like wicked witches of the wests. then i screamed YAY and the guy kept peeing on me so i. awww -blam!- then i bought a......... [Edited on 4/22/2005]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gmaster7 Went to Mongolia[/quote] Where Kendo's mom was working the streets and said...
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pubic area
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Went to Mongolia [Edited on 4/22/2005]
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pee hole, and wrapped around my neck......there was only one thing i could do...so...i held my hatchet to my next and.......
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...a huge snake exploded from my... [Edited on 4/22/2005]
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and i said "hell yea ill f**k u.......then we started goin at it.....and right before we were done, i pulled out my hatchet and cut its head off, and started f**king its dead body, when all of a sudden...
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Where a squirl said "hey baby wanna ride? im in heat" and he was beging to think...
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was evil incarnate--I got scared so Falcor came along and I flew away on his back to the ivory tower where...
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A super human 3 eyed fish that........
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"Eat me you piece or crap!" as he said this I began to wonder if the fish was...
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...so i fed him wiv puke i got out of jail an saw a spaztic fish who called out...
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I'm hungry
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...a mini-me was coming out of your ass eating eggs and pies and said.....
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... psychade's left nut. But it wasn't at all unusual because....
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Out came an eyeball, a leg and something that looked a little like...
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So, anyways i just dump myself and start puking human body parts.
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Brownies [Edited on 4/20/2005]
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your mom's best...
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stick it in obbis throat with the syringe full of
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But the cops didnt seem to care. When I vented my anger towards their insolence, they laughed and said," We've been trying to bust your ass for months." One opened up the cell door, the other pulled out a needle and...
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Which was very unjust. I was in a [i]-blam!-[/i] shop, no less. [Edited on 4/20/2005]
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I was then thrown in jail for walking around VERY aroused.