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Edited by Captain Kwando:
8/9/2015 9:03:25 PM
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There's a Mare in my backyard....
I live out in the country as some of you may know, so it's not uncommon for the average critter to walk into my yard.
But just this morning a horse appeared out of nowhere, now it seems rather angsty so i need some help calming it down, i don't know much a about horses guys... Wouldn't mind some advice on getting it to mellow out
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Inb4nextedit
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1 ReplyLol earlier it was about a cat in a tree and now it's dating advice lol was so confused
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1 ReplyHow is this #anal?
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1 ReplyCall Engra
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Skin it.
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3 RepliesSpeak Spanish. They love Spanish. Hit her with, "Tu leunga en mi culo." Watch the panties or drop! Or yours...
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Edited by Hellbent02: 8/9/2015 2:17:16 PMBe a fake you by acting different and dressing different that way if by some miracle you two start dating she will be surprised when the real you comes out and dumps you.
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3 Replies[u]Pro Tip:[/u] 1)Never, [i]ever[/i], ask the Flood for advice. Never.
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Edited by Yarbey: 8/9/2015 11:30:43 AMKill her
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Edited by U6757109: 8/9/2015 11:18:35 AMJust be the [i][u]you[/u][/i] who came up with those hashtags. 10/10.
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Don't be a dick.
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be sexy
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Always find a reason to take off your shirt.
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And you came to off topic for advice???
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Edited by Sølaris: 8/9/2015 9:28:30 AMBe you >.> Be nice and polite And if you want a long term relationship, show her why your important and worth being with >.> Oh god just looked at the comments >.> not helpful huh
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Edited by eres un payaso: 8/9/2015 2:00:48 AMPound it For great justice Or else the friendzone
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Say: IDFWU while making pterodactyl sounds and flapping your arms (and legs) like they are wings. It's a lady killer.
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Lol fúcking changing the subject like that.
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Edited by MisterPugly: 8/9/2015 1:51:06 AMLol No she didn't.
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-blam!- her in the pussy!!! [spoiler]get drunk/high first, that's the only way your going to get away with it[/spoiler]
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Runthegauntlet.org Watching these videos will help![spoiler][/spoiler]
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Go to the nearest forge and heat up a bar of steel to white hot. Then roll it all around your skin until it all boils off. Finally end it all by jumping into the open forge.
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Edited by U6072034: 8/8/2015 8:48:28 AMI would usually recommend bleach, since you might as well be Amanda Todd for all the fücks given for an actual suicidal person on here, so let's make it interesting. We'll play the drinking game. With bleach. The rules: once you start drinking, you don't stop. If you stop, you get bleach in your eyes. You start drinking as soon as someone tries to talk you out of it, and don't stop until the bottles finished. Edit: Try to get some Caustic Soda in your rectum while doing so.
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Pellet gun. Or a blow dart. Snap it's neck when it gets down and mutilate and molest it's corpse.
