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Look, If You Had One Shot...

Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? His bombs are heavy: Kiev's weak, can't hold steady. His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry. He's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready To drop bombs - but he keeps on forgetting About Moscow, the protests get so loud He gives the order and right then the troops roll out. -blam!- the pacifists, he can just choke 'em out. Peacetime's over, the game's up, WORLD WAR NOW!
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  • Edited by Blaztoiz: 7/28/2015 6:22:49 PM
    No more games, I'm a change the planes to WW3 stage Tear this mother-blam!-ing roof off like Japans doom days I was playing in the beginning, but Mother Russia has changed I've been -blam!-ed with and stepped on and booed for my dictator ways But I kept killin and bombed every -blam!-in no lifer Best believe Illuminaties be paying the puttin piper All the rage inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my nukes and knives And I can't provide the right type of life for my country Cause man, these goddamn treaties don't buy allies And im no joke, ive heard Stalins cries, this is my life And these times are so hard, and im setting up a slaughter Trying to win and conquer Europe, plus Teeter totter caught up between US and China Michelle Obamas drama's screaming on Barrack Too much for me to wanna Just blow up one spot, another day of watchen them Has gotten me to the point, I'm like nukem with everything we've got I've got to hittem in every single spot or I end up like Hitler shot Success is my only mother-blam!-ing option, for Mother Russias Plot Obama I secretly love you, but this USA got to go I cannot let corrupt Holly Wood grow in Satins lot So here I go my nukes are hot. Fellow Russians, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity Mother Russia has got. - Long Live Stalin!

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    • [b][u]The Whole Song[/u][/b] [quote] Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? His bombs are heavy: Kiev's weak, can't hold steady. His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry. He's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready To drop bombs - but he keeps on forgetting About Moscow, the protests get so loud He gives the order and right then the troops roll out. -blam!- the pacifists, he can just choke 'em out. Peacetime's over, the game's up, WORLD WAR NOW! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes Donetsk Oh, there goes Crimea , he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ports It don't matter, he's Putin He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to Russia , that's when it's Back to the Kremlin again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the war, the moment You own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow NATO This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the War, the Moment You own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow NATO This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo No more games, I'm a change the planes to WW3 stage Tear this mother-blam!-ing roof off like Japans doom days I was playing in the beginning, but Mother Russia has changed I've been -blam!-ed with and stepped on and booed for my dictator ways But I kept killin and bombed every -blam!-in no lifer Best believe Illuminaties be paying the puttin piper All the rage inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my nukes and knives And I can't provide the right type of life for my country Cause man, these goddamn treaties don't buy allies And im no joke, ive heard Stalins cries, this is my life And these times are so hard, and im setting up a slaughter Trying to win and conquer Europe, plus Teeter totter caught up between US and China Michelle Obamas drama's screaming on Barrack Too much for me to wanna Just blow up one spot, another day of watchen them Has gotten me to the point, I'm like nukem with everything we've got I've got to hittem in every single spot or I end up like Hitler shot Success is my only mother-blam!-ing option, for Mother Russias Plot Obama I secretly love you, but this USA got to go I cannot let corrupt Holly Wood grow in Satins lot So here I go my nukes are hot. Fellow Russians, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity Mother Russia has got. - Long Live Stalin![/quote]

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      • I'd -blam!-ing wipe humanity off this planet.

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      • Mom's spaghetti

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      • Snap back to reality, Oh there goes Donetsk Oh, there goes Crimea , he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ports It don't matter, he's Putin He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to Russia , that's when it's Back to the Kremlin again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the war, the moment You own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow NATO This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the War, the Moment You own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow NATO This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

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        • A thread full of white people rapping. It's a Vanilla Ice convention.

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        • Can't read without the rhythm

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        • Edited by Lethenza: 7/28/2015 9:14:33 PM
          You better [i]lose yourself[/i] in the music, the moment, you own it, you'd better never let it go...

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        • Mum's spagwety

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        • palms spaghetti knees spaghetti arms spaghetti there's spaghetti on his spaghetti already mom's spaghetti

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          • One opportunity would you take it? Or leave it yo his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already moms forget it he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down whole crowd roars so loud he opens his mouth but the words wont come out he's choking how everybody's choking now times up over BLOW

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            • Slim shady I hear it lol

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            • He won't back down.

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            • Reply for return

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              • Putin's Spaghetti

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              • I would probably miss. I mean, I'm really bad at basketball.

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              • ...to sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip Garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow Wannabes are crying now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel

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              • Lll

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              • But tell me, did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights are faded, and that heaven is overrated?

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              • Griizly approves

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                • This is the best, bump so more fags can see it

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                • Edited by DB5: 7/27/2015 1:22:33 PM
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                  IGN 10/10 [i]"When's the next Ilovaisk?"[/i]

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                • Lol

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