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7/25/2015 8:54:28 AM
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An MLG Story
On April 20, 1337, there was over 9000 people in the town of Cod. All of a sudden the Illuminati gave everyone there Ebola and they all died. That is, everyone but Shrek and snoop dogg. They were then forced to battle in the MLG coliseum. The air-horn had been blown, which meant the fight had officially begun. Snoop dogg was equipped with a pack a weed, holding enough for him to smoke it everyday. Shrek was equipped with an M-200 intervention, powerful enough to quick scope anybody in sight. Just as they started fighting however, Darude came in out of nowhere. He tried to use sandstorm but couldn't. He then tried to use dankstorm. He was successful. But before the effects of dankstorm hit, the X-files theme song started playing. With no warning the illuminati fell out of the sky with a Snipar and no scoped everybody in the stadium. "THATS RIGHT!" he said, "GET NOSCOPED! GET NOSCOPED!" This day went down as the most MLG day in history.
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1 ReplyWell then I shall tell you. The Brits had recently increased taxes on tea, and as you may recall learning about I'm history there was a great pussy shortage, so most men relied on tea for pleaser and relaxation. Agitated that tea was being taxed, they prayed to the ogre lord for help but to no avail. They took up arms in the name of all that is shrek, trying to force the Brits out of their swamp. But they were being rekt left and right, the Brits were reking them and there was nothing they could do. Their fight for independence would've been over had they not discovered the power of anal sex. Through anal sex, men were able to have sex with each other both relaxing and pleasuring while also fixing constipation. This made the colonists able to power through the great pussy shortage and push back the Brits. They pushed them to their final stand off, but they couldn't eradicate them for the Brits were too heavily fortified....it all seemed to be wasted effort. That's when the ogre lord himself stepped down from the holy swamp, and went to each of the Brits himself and bludgeoned them to death with his eshrekt penis. After the last of the Brits were done being impaled the ogre sized cock, the colonists ran to shrek and told them that they'd name their country after him and they'd worship him forever. He told them, no lass name it America and let freedom ring. And ever since that day, we've worshiped and have had freedom since the ogre lord helped brake out shackles. The Brits however..... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⌐■-■ Got (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) Rekt
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Smoke w33d evreedai
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1 ReplyBut if illuminati fell out of sky....Then who was fone? *Inception noise*
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1 ReplyAlright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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For some reason, this reminded me of a spoderman video lol
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1 ReplyWhy the actual fûck did I just read this
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My mlg story when it comes to making COD games.
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RIP in pepperonis Le Snipars
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1 ReplyI r8 8/8 m8.
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4 RepliesEdited by Aarchon_Priest: 7/25/2015 12:04:48 PM1+1=2 There are three letters in two There are three sides in a triangle Maths is illuminati confirmed
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On April 20, 1337, there was over 9000 people in the town of Cod. All of a sudden the Illuminati gave everyone there Ebola and they all died. That is, everyone but Shrek and snoop dogg. They were then forced to battle in the MLG coliseum. The air-horn had been blown, which meant the fight had officially begun. Snoop dogg was equipped with a pack a weed, holding enough for him to smoke it everyday. Shrek was equipped with an M-200 intervention, powerful enough to quick scope anybody in sight. Just as they started fighting however, Darude came in out of nowhere. He tried to use sandstorm but couldn't. He then tried to use dankstorm. He was successful. But before the effects of dankstorm hit, the X-files theme song started playing. With no warning the illuminati fell out of the sky with a Snipar and no scoped everybody in the stadium. "THATS RIGHT!" he said, "GET NOSCOPED! GET NOSCOPED!" This day went down as the most MLG day in history.
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1 Replyhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/016/574/kden.PNG
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1 ReplyI injected MTN DEW into my bloodstream while reading this
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1 ReplyDat was so dank I cried
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13 RepliesConfirmed 11 year old.
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3edgy5me
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1 ReplyDoritos and Mountain Dew weren't mentioned so post is invalid
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[quote]On April 20, 1337, there was over 9000 people in the town of Cod. All of a sudden the Illuminati gave everyone there Ebola and they all died. That is, everyone but Shrek and snoop dogg. They were then forced to battle in the MLG coliseum. The air-horn had been blown, which meant the fight had officially begun. Snoop dogg was equipped with a pack a weed, holding enough for him to smoke it everyday. Shrek was equipped with an M-200 intervention, powerful enough to quick scope anybody in sight. Just as they started fighting however, Darude came in out of nowhere. He tried to use sandstorm but couldn't. He then tried to use dankstorm. He was successful. But before the effects of dankstorm hit, the X-files theme song started playing. With no warning the illuminati fell out of the sky with a Snipar and no scoped everybody in the stadium. "THATS RIGHT!" he said, "GET NOSCOPED! GET NOSCOPED!" This day went down as the most MLG day in history.[/quote]
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I cri
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1 ReplyAnd then weedman killed himself and the world rejoiced.
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21 Replieswatisdis
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IN FKING 1040 PP
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LMAO LOL
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Shoulda been 1738. Fr tho
