So it was about 9 months ago, me and my homeboy at the mall shopping, kicking "game" when all of a sudden I see this beautiful girl that made me "stop" in my tracks The conversation went something like this... Me...Yoooooo you see that?! Homeboy...Yeah i see that, warning you now leave that alone! Me...Why you know her? Homeboy. ..Pffft yup...used to mess with her cousin "HALO" back in the day... Me...She look good tho, what's her name? Homeboy. . ."Destiny" ...she all messed up in the head bruh, think it got something to do with her moms, you know that chick "Bungie?... Me...Yeah yeah yeah....thats the chick getting pimped by that cat call hisself "Activision" Homeboy....yup she got one too remember Luke Smith? Me...Luke?! Not that goofy Murtha f@#ka Homeboy....yup her whole family messed up...she got a little bro named Deej and an ugly ass uncle named Xur....they both retarded Me...Imma go holla at her see what she says.... 5 MINUTES LATER Homeboy...what she say? Me...she crazy she said i can play with her betas for free...but if i want some VOGina its $60...then she said if i was really freaky and wanted some Crota's End we can dip to the House if Wolves for a little bit more $ and really get it on... HOMEBOY. .what you say? Me...I told her please who you think I am The Taken King!!! You gets NADA!!! Needless to say I bought some and all I gotta say is Damn that pu$$y good!!!!