Recently bungie said they were going to NERF my black hammertime... Sucipicious ikr, let me investigate more........
The black hammer has three shots in the mag
Three is the number of sides on a triangle
A triangle is a polygon
The word polygon has three syllables
When u hit three crit shots with the blackhammer it says PRECISION MAG BONUS, which is three words
Suspicious? I thought so too
Precision mag bonus has 17 letters
Bungie loves the number 7
17-7=10
Bungie is one word
10+1=11
There are 11 letters in the word blackhammer
What does this mean? I don't know, lets dig deeper
Weapon
The blackhammer is a weapon
Weapon had 6 letters
Bungie
Bungie is 6 letters
You obtain the blackhammer from normal mode crota
Normal
Normal has 6 letters
Does the fact that the blackhammer is a WEAPON created by BUNGIE that u got from NORMAL mode seem fishy
The three words that all connect to the blackhammer all hav 6 letters mean the blackhammer is 666???!??!??!!
If the blackhammer is 666 then bungie knew it was illuminati
Bungie was NERFING the illuminati
Was this b/c the illuminaties at activision told them to???
Does this mean activision made bungie try to conceal the prescience of the illuminati in this game and their company?????!!??!?
I think so too
The NERFING of the blackhammer is.....
LOOMNATI CNFRMD
English
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Oh[spoiler]ok[/spoiler]
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Thats funny shiz right there
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Good god.
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What just happened to my eyes...
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Something either awe-inspiring or horrifying. I've yet to decide.