Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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Yeah bungie YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
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I can't believe I just read all of that. I was waiting for an update that was information :-\ not some -blam!- april fools joke :-\
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mmm i guess some of you really are that stupid.Some of you are actually questioning this post to see if its real.Man bungie you pissed off alot of people with this update lol.
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I really enjoyed this weeks update, frankie. Quick, someone help me invent a new letter in the alphabet that comes after the letter 'z'. I'll be claiming weaksauce on all you *****.
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haha this is fun i just click refresh every minute or so while i listen to music and there is another angry complaint haha this is basically wat they want for u to do complain its a joke supposed to be funny...ya i know its stupid and i know u want an update but come on its april fools
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That was absolutely hilarious Frankie. I couldn't stop laughing whilst I was reading it. It's nice to see some humour once in a while- some of you guys really need to chill out. I mean when he mentioned the new feedback option for n00bs, you must have laughed at least slightly. I know it's not what any of us were actually hoping for, but just throwing tantrums isn't very mature or going to change the fact that this is whats been posted for today. Anyway, it's highly likely another one will be posted that will contain the serious answers. -Respect-
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wait is pimps at sea an actually movie or game or somthing lol that sounds retarted
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What happens if i do bad in a game and every body hates me so they leave the new "weaksauce" feedback? will i get banned? because if i do then i am gonna call bungie and complain to them about that. people pay $50 a year and even though i just got xbox live this year it just ain't fair that people should get banned just because they are some of the worst players out there. this is discrimination against bad players. who cares if they are bad, i don't and why shouldn't they have the fun of getting to play on xbox live. oh yeah, and coming from you saying you could beat anyone i'll take you on in a snipers match on headlong, but you can't use that cheating button of yours. p.s: my gamertag is Titan Of Shadow just in case if you want to play me.
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And the everyone celebrated with candy, tacos, and badly made pinats'. " This celebration is cantankerous," said the biggest of the three, "and furthermore, we shall obtain the wine and cookies from beneath the deck!" " Mmm...," said another, " turkey..." And everone but the Canadians and Turks lived happily ever after. The End! Where am I?
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Frankie is probably sitting back just reading this thread, laughing his ass off at how some people are so stupid and actually believe the update.
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haha wtf i would say inside of bungie studios right now
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[quote]How does your cheat fix address suspend modem cheaters? Simple. If they do it more than once (obviously a person could press that button once by accident so we give them a single pass) we will send an update to their Xbox BIOS rendering their system unusable for a period of up to one year.[/quote] Hilarious post! I think this last one kinda gave it away. April fools! I was expecting a real update but I have a sense of humour so it's cool. Even though some of Frankie's answers are rediculous, I can't stop laughing at how some ppl take em seriously! lol
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IU am trying to enjoy the humor but I cannot I was really hoping for some more info. I bet tehy just did not want to give us any so did this. Oh well, I guess alls fair on April Fool's Day *sigh*
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Bungie is a bunch of stupid retards. I've been looking forward to find out the exact date when that maps come out so I can look forward to that but....nevermind bungie sucks and there had better be a new weekly update soon
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Bungie better come up with some real info or else the media/fans/humans in general, are going to be really POed. Out of all the April fools today, this was the worst
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Frankie you were talking about how people that have bad sniper/rocket accuracy then they will e kicked off x-box live (for halo). This is either a sick joke or something because that is not fair to people who just started and are trying to boost their skills. Though i am not one of those persons, alot of my friends are however and i like killing them 25-1
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i better be today or im double saddended but i guess i can reread the post again !!yay
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it not I wont let me edit
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Bungie there are a lot of people pissed off at you... Im not one of them though. I thought that was a pretty funny april fools joke. Even though i would have liked to hear more about the maps it really deosnt piss me off because they are going to be out by the end of this month and i am stoked about that.
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april fools rocks! good job Bungie... that took some creativity.
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People need to lighten up a little bit and stop getting so pissed off. Get of thier nutts and let them have a little fun making a joke or two. The sad part is some people are actually believing the stuff they said.
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I've heard that when menstruating it helps to take a warm scented bath, perhaps then you will be able to handle a little humor.
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Devil may cry is sweet!!! Pikmin sucks ass.....big time. Bunch of noobs. But more importantly, whats up with the battle rifles?
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That was the lamest april fools joke ever.....
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Funny -blam!-!
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It wasnt even funny