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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update
Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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Have you guys ever thought that this is April Fools day and that the stuff he is telling could be a joke. Somethings just don't add up in this update and it is leaving me quite confused. Damn you Franki, I will now have to get drunk to forgot this ordeal. Nice Avatar though. PS: Pray for the Pope
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Well, that was a nice APRIL FOOLS weekly whats up date. I really don't belive any of it.
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it also stinks majorly that the battle rifle is being down-sized and the already horribly large maps, headlong and coagulation, are being reduced to close-combat ranged sword on such a big map... can u say "banshee and other vehicles will rule!"?
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Don't you guys thinks its a little harsh to ban players just because they suck and start crying. I mean I have my good day when I'm the top player in the match and no one came close to the kills that I got or medals but I also have my days when I do bad not the worst in the team but pretty bad. I honestly feel people who think that they are better than others will abuse this feedback "Weaksuace" and start sending it just because they lost a match and they will blame it on someone. Just like cheaters cheat becuase they don't care.
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who thisnk that that weekly update is an april fools joke? replacing all of the stat rank by alphabetizing, swords not battle riffles, AI take over. i mean really.
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I just received a pirated copy of Pimps at Sea, what an amazing game. The brilliantly crafted characters, including Lola the Cabana Dancer, are absolutely amazing. I truly hope that this game, an utterly amazing work of art, will be coming out in the near months. I want to be a hard-core ale swigging swashbuckler and pimp my -blam!-s like the rest. Good. Get rid of the damn battle rifle and as for whiney little -blam!- players, kick their asses.
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i dont know where to find the regular post button so i just replied to this but ya its april fools just look wat he said and its not fair u guys are probably going to post the real one tomorrow when i have to do (some sort of blam put ur own in) and cant get to a computer but i thought weaksauce was funny and the alphabetical cuz mine starts with an A
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Argh... real info mation please I refreshed like every 5 minutes today in the hopes for some real updates, and then this. There'd better be a real update tomorrow... >:(
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1st post!!
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I actually believed this one but Im glad its april fools
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Funnier than hell. But since it is an April Fool's joke, I seriously doubt it will stay on more than 24 hours. I can almost guarantee Bungie will be coming out with the real What's updates tomorrow... And the picture of MC wasn't that funny this week... [i]Pimps at Sea[/i] lol.... I thought it was fake from the Battle Rifles only in Lockout and Coagulation and Waterworks being filled with only swords... I didn't read the whole thing on Pimps at Sea, because I thought it was stupid, but the level set to alphabetical order got me...
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Aight, So is any of that stuff true or Not..im Confused...I was gonna b ragin about the battlie rifle thing..is any of it at all true??
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i seriosuly didnt think that some poeple could be so stupid. How are there still people on here complaining about no BR and noobs being banned. I just didnt realize how -blam!-EING stupid some people are. WOW U NOOBS
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and is the chiron story must have been fake that map suked and blood gulch wasnt even on the list and i know hang em high wouldnt get 1%. ya i tried to hump the person 25 times and that didnt work so im pretty sure everything today was craap hmm im sad ;( OH NO im gunna get banned for being a cry baby
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Some one of might need to read a little harder....Coag and headlong getting rid of br, to be replace of the newbstick....HAHAHAHAHAHAH You guys are idiots ITs a big joke sorry a big NOT funny joke
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"Sorry for bugging again but new problem. I have experienced in team play lately jackasses intentionally killing them selves to bring down the team score. We recently lost 50 to 49 with a guy who just kept blowing himself up with grenades and laughing about how mad it was making us. We don't get the option to eject him because he didn't betray. Is it possible to add in an eject for players who go below minus three. Thank goodness he didn't know about the guardians glitch although I have never tested it in a ranked game. Should it work there as well that would really suck for guys who are just looking for a straight TS matchup. " No, what they should add is something like in SOCOM, where if its a team effort, the team should be able to vote on removal, having to get all memebers in a TS or TSk, or 5-6 players in BTB, that way, the team knows what they're doing..... Also, I agree with TMel72, all 100% of it. If Bungie wasnt so focused on the storyline a little more, or the live testing, rather than the graphics engines, Halo 2 would have been a lot better.
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huh mango if thats like sombody else that sux he just got like 20,000 friend invites
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this is freaking homo-blam!-, it wasnt even funny i just want to hear more abotu new maps
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is hilarious! Nice April Fool's day joke, but please have a real update because in the last update we were promised more information on the Live Autoupdate.
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the weaksauce idea sucks. i am ok but everyone is bad once in awhile... u can't ban ppl for being bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha. Nice joke Frankie. It took me until the alphabetical ranking answer to figure it out.
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You know, I knew you guys would do something stupid for April 1st, but this is just ghetto 3rd grade stupid. I love Halo 2 and all. Love Halo in fact. I've got all 3 books, both games, the overpriced headset that didn't come with an adapter, and I am sick of playing Halo 2. I want to, but the only thing I will play is custom. There isn't a point to playing Matches really. Who really cares what level they are? Not me. And now that everyone is cheating the point is even less there. But now I can't play custom games because they are all the same. I'm waiting and waiting for new maps, dl content, anything to make it fun again. But what do I get for my troubles? Haha. April Fools. Whatever. Where is my update? I want information not some lame attempt at satrical humor. It wasn't even subtle. There were no attempts to make it realistic. If you are going to waste my time at least make it worth while. Can we just release the maps already? How about the glitch fixes? No? Then can I have a real freaking update please. For my troubles and loyalty?
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You know what? I bet they spent more time making this FAKE update than the new maps.
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I fall for April Fools stuff quite too much. I may need help!
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Frankie your -blam!-. Why waste my time with all of this BS. Give us somthing real
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Yeah bungie YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
