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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update

Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.

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  • ..... I cant find this funny at all.... For the last week ive been on your side and trying to prove to people that your madness has meaning.... But this? Even if it is a joke its not funny at all. Get real Frankie. And Chiron?... Stop playing around and be serious for a change.

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  • that was funny. i hope that isn't the only update for today

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  • weaksauce sounds good to me, death to the noobs

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  • haha great april fools jokes- the alphebetical order thing was great, and chiron? come on. great stuff, but i think you guys put in one too many april fools jokes for today

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  • Is it rue that the E3 trailer coming up on a couple of months for Halo is the Xbox 360 version?

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  • Sorry for being mean but that was pretty ***. What a crappy update [Edited on 4/1/2005 4:38:17 PM by Frankie]

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  • They had me going for a minute! HAHAHAHA April Fools! I was gonna get pissed about the re-ranking by alphabetical order. What a joke!

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  • frankies new avvy rules

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  • [quote]Posted: 4/1/2005 4:35 PM Is it rue that the E3 trailer coming up on a couple of months for Halo is the Xbox 360 version? Smilin' Assassin [/quote] what the heck is xbox 360? am i a n00b? or is this guy just talkin crazy?

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  • Mango's gamertag friend's list is ful!! :(. I wanted to be on there :P.

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  • Your normally intelligent humor was non-existent. Did you have someone else write that, or have you become so jaded that you would actually treat people like this?

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  • Please tell me this is a joke, if its not, do you like getting ppl mad at you?

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  • I wanted the MD sign too. Image a pink MJOLNIR and a blue and green MD logo....freakin sweet

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  • April Foolz. lol, thats funny as hell.

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  • im really pissed off. you better bring out a proper update cos iv been waiting for that all week. april fools my ass. oh an p.s that came out at gone five in the uk, so that means ...FRAKIE.... YOU A FOOL!

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  • That wasn't even funny..and never is. where's the real update?

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  • yes, right along with the monster AI robots of doom

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  • Well, I certainly am an M, so what, im like level 15? wow, not much changed there =P. No, seriously, if this is an Aprils Fools Joke, not liek we didnt see it coming, but if it isn't, god speed Bungie Boys

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  • It's good to see that rather than actually giving us new information, you stuck with the bi-weekly quota of relevant information and instead chose to feed us a bunch of crap. The "update" was enjoyable to read for about 30 seconds. Then I remembered why I have essentially stopped playing Halo 2, and tried my best to remember why I still read the updates. Shifting my passion for Halo 2 to City of Heroes was the best thing I could have done. Apparently they have this crazy system where they add new things to the game and actually provide new material and challenges for their users. I think they call these additions of new material "updates". I think one time Bungie considered giving us updates, but then they chose to stockpile anything they might want to add and save it up for months after they were needed. Why give new things to us in doses when you could simply have many users leave the game from frustration, then reward your few sad and pathetic fanboys with 9 new maps at once. It's nice that after we all dedicate ourselves to Bungie and it's products, the response is us getting squeezed for every dollar we can afford to give. At least it is good to know that Bungie finally got around to fixing the glitches that they couldn't get right when they originally made the game. And it will only cost us another $20! So $170 for the green HALO edition XBox, $30 a piece for the 3 extra controllers, $60 for all of the Cat 5 and other networking goodies I purchased so I could link up, $55 for the Collectors Edition of the game, $35 for the replacement headset after i threw the first one against the wall in frustration after putting up with all of the cheating and glitches that Bungie couldn't fix because they wanted to make sure they reached the 11/9 date that was already tattooed on someone's skin -> all of that is now sitting in my drawer collecting dust. All of that can be replaced by an old N64, 4 controllers, food, drinks and friends and two games called "Perfect Dark" and "Goldeneye". Perfect Dark apparently incorporated this thing called "bots". Pretty cutting edge, I know. I suppose that might get thrown in Halo 3, but it might cost extra money. Why should we only pay $50 for a game that has technology that came out in 2000? Oh and apparently it's challenging to program complex things like walls and make sure things don't pass through them. Every level should be outside in the desert. Last I heard, flags don't bounce too high on sand. All of this, and this doesn't describe one tenth of my problems with Halo 2. For the longest time, I thought all of my friends were crazy, and I defended the sequel with every breath. Now, not because of things I have read, or because of what other people have told me, but rather through my own experiences, I have come to realize how much Halo 2 sucks. But then again, how much can you expect from a company that doesn't rely on a monthly fee for their profit. Once the product is in our hands, it doesn't matter how much it sucks. $20 for recycled maps to make up for the crap maps you gave us (not that I don't love turrets in a small level like Foundation, especially when you only have 6 people playing!) and to fix the glitches you should have gotten right the first time? Not from me. Although I'm sure people will anyway, don't bother responding to this and expecting a response, because going to bungie.net isn't something I'm planning on doing a whole lot in the future. and please, don't tell me if I don't like it that I should stop playing. Because I have. Until I went on a little while ago hoping that Halo 2 wasn't so bad and it was all a terrible dream, I hadn't been on LIVE for a month. Considering I played practically every day up until then, that was really something. I don't plan on reguarly returning either.

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  • Sorry for bugging again but new problem. I have experienced in team play lately jackasses intentionally killing them selves to bring down the team score. We recently lost 50 to 49 with a guy who just kept blowing himself up with grenades and laughing about how mad it was making us. We don't get the option to eject him because he didn't betray. Is it possible to add in an eject for players who go below minus three. Thank goodness he didn't know about the guardians glitch although I have never tested it in a ranked game. Should it work there as well that would really suck for guys who are just looking for a straight TS matchup.

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  • This is why I hate April 1 - people feel the need to post lame crap instead of giving out real information. The 'Weaksauce' thing was kinda funny, tho.

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  • ya i think you should just start people at like level 15 and if they suck they will drop if they dont they will stay or go up.

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  • ya i think you should just start people at like level 15 and if they suck they will drop if they dont they will stay or go up.

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  • so about the "Weaksauce" feedback, are you people at bungie really saying that if a player is n00b-like, he/she will get banned? that is unfair for poor, unsuspecting n00bs

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  • Have you guys ever thought that this is April Fools day and that the stuff he is telling could be a joke. Somethings just don't add up in this update and it is leaving me quite confused. Damn you Franki, I will now have to get drunk to forgot this ordeal. Nice Avatar though. PS: Pray for the Pope

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