I made all three classes, maxed them out, developed a 3200+ Grimiore, gotten most exotics, have been to the Lighthouse, beaten Skolas, and have had a girlfriend (I think.) So, can I crawl out of my Christmas Noob shell and play with the big boys now?
Edit: I also am [b]very[/b] proficient in use of shield and sword, take that Conan!
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Bump.
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It's pretty split, but I guess the title is sticking.
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Come back when your anus is leaking. I'm a doctor.
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Nope you are only cool if you have the founders emblems with a 3400 or higher grimoire
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How do you think you have a girlfriend?
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Once a Christmas noob, always a Christmas noob. Doesn't matter what you accomplish. You will never know the forever 29 agony. Or the cryptarch decrypting your legendaries into blue crap. Or having to run around in circles for hours to get mats. Or being helpless in the Crucible against vanilla-Mythoclast, vanilla pocket infinity, vanilla Suros, etc Or the VoG being so glitched it it was almost undoable at times. Nonetheless. You are a Christmas noob that now commands respect. Good job on your accomplishments Guardian. You put in work.
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Eh. Decent satire, but it could use some work.
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Come back with all exotics and I will consider respecting you
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I don't understand. Why Conan? He hosts a talk show.
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Have you people not noticed the collectors edition noobs? Seems to be allot of "new" players lately.
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Heck no! To be respected... [spoiler]Become Legend[/spoiler]
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Dude I'm a day 1 and did all those things a while back and guess what? Here at bungie.net you're either a scrub or noob no matter what.
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Mmmmm... Yes and no. You can play with the big boys but you will always be part of the original Christmas noob crew.
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Bro, do you even Gjallarhorn tho?
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My god, I almost invited you to my clan. You're a -blam!-ing Christmas noob?! There needs to be a banner or something, they're assimilating.
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Op is always a fggt in destiny forums...
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One is not simply respected in this place...
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No one is respected in this everyone needs to git good scrubz. .
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No you have to have max Grimoire and 1000000+ medal score and all classes 34 and all exotics and be good at stuff
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Here's how I think it goes, being a Christmas noob is like being a Freshman in high school. You're gonna be one until the next batch comes in.
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No -blam!- you.
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3200 still makes you a xmas noob. Work that grimoire!!
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You will forever be a Christmas noob, but you are not a noob now, you are now a mentor to the summer scrubs. Hope you're happy with the answer.
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Conan??? Don't you mean Crota who cares it's a satire post so it doesn't matter
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Satire post or not, some people on here are just judgemental trolls who think they're best. None of that stuff matters to good people, it's just a game.