Post the most laugh out loud moments for the community.
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Mass Effect 3 multiplayer: new kid get himself cut off from the group and is getting man handled by reapers so he starts melee like a person having a seizure. I start scoping some baddies and thin the heard. The next thing I know, I'm getting cussed out by a 13 year old for -blam!-ing up his stats. My response was, "relax junior, I just saved your stats by keeping you alive." He screams out, "-blam!- YOU DICK HOLE!!!" and drops out, the next thing I see on my profile is a negative rating for being unsportsmanlike.
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One guy (henceforth referred too as the team idiot) had been giving our fire team a lot of verbal grief for about 5 minutes, then... Me: "Hey guys, get into cover, there's bad news up ahead" (I had seen a couple of snipers setting up) The team idiot: "F*%k no, we need to keep moving you dickheads, we need to win this one!" 5 seconds later he takes a bullet to the head. No one revives him (I don't know why) The team idiot: "You're all a bunch of wankers! I don't play with wankers! F*%k you!" He then rage quits. Yay!
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Playing BF3, kid rips on me for using the A-91 (best stealth carbine imo), he gets switched over to the other team for rush on Damavan Peak. Around the fourth set of M-COMs he singles me out, but I kill him very easily with the A-91 for a few times, then he gets fed up and gets in the scout helicopter, comes after my squad by trying to land on us. I get my SMAW out and shoot him out of the sky, he rage quits, throws a message to me claiming he will report me. Never have I laughed so hard in my life!
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I was playing tf2 and this kid was getting angry bc he kept dying and blamed it on us (his teammates). He then screams " I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DIE AGAIN ILL SHOVE A ROCKET UP UR A-" then he gets hit by a rocket right in front of us. There was also this guy in destiny who was a Lvl 3 Warlock who was running around punching. Then I ask him what he's doing and he says " I'm learning the force to use on the ?? enemies"
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i was playing halo mcc and there was this squeaker who was going around spamming the punch button. when i asked him what he was doing he said he was using the force. i face-palmed so hard
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Clanbattles for gears of war Played this clan called 'the dutch union' We played one game on their host, supposed to do a second on our host 'You guys are way too good, we will record the loss we quit'