>Be me >In ICS >Bored >Knock at the door >Some randoms ask the teacher a question >The teacher turns to the class and asks us to stop for a moment >She tells the randoms to come inside >They step forward holding stacks of paper >Its a survey >they proceed to hand it out >looks at the first questions >The first questions ask for name, age, grade, and sexual orientation. >My friend raises their hand >The student handing out the papers comes by >"Uh...what if you dont identify as male or female?" >LolWot.jpg >Student asks what they identify as >"Well you see..." >"I identify as an attack helicopter" >Breaks out into laughter >Friend is entirely serious. >Starts yelling at me >"HEY DONT LAUGH AT ME YOU DISGUSTING HELIPHOBE." >The student is entirely confused. >he tells me to check my vehicle privilege >Cant stop laughing >The student behind my friend is still confused >The entire class is still laughing >In the name section he proceeds to write his name >"Apache" >he then completes the survey and gives it to the student >He kept a straight face the entire time >The students leave >They forget my survey because i was still laughing and forgot to fill it out >They knock on the door >Teacher tells me that its probably the students >I need to give the survey to them >Goes to door >They open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody did the dinosaur