>be me >Eating breakfast >Hears bang from outside >looks out window >Sees skateboard >Someone fell off I guess >Guy starts running for the board out of no where >It's Spider-Man >I'm so confused >He picks up the board with his powerful spider hands >He places the board down and whispers >My spidey senses are tingling >No I'm not gonna "Shrek is love" this story. >He steps onto the board >attempts to do some random trick >He falls off the board again >"DAMMIT WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING" >Forgets window is open >"Because you need to git gud u stupid skrub" >He hears it >looks around >He shouts >"U Wot M8?" >Sees British neighbour come out to see what's going on >"OI M8! U HAVIN A GIGGLE THERE?" >"M8 SOMEONE ELS WAS GIGGLIN AT ME" >Laughter ensues >"OI m8 look! He's havin a giggle again!" >They point at my window >OHSHIT.jpg >Shuts window >Hears knocking at door >Slowly approaches door >Opens the door >Gets on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur