Me, it was in middle school, and all the girls were called down for an assembly. After asking around afterwards, turns out this one girl had her period in the bathroom, so there was a ton of blood on the floor. Then, the girl smeared the blood all over the wall. The thought of it is disgusting.
You, flood?
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I farted coming in from recess when I was in the 7th grade. These kids started blaming each other and I kept walking. They got into a fight and got susspended. Priceless