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Edited by Achronos:
10/5/2015 3:42:24 PM
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The "Coolest" way to Fap
Fap while taking a Nitrogen bath.
The coldness will condense your body, making you harder. It has to be nitrogen though, or else there isn't enough cold to make a noticeable impact on performance.
[spoiler]It's like fapping in snow, but instead it's liquid nitrogen[/spoiler]
[edit] I'm surprised this didn't shake more heads...
Year two players, what've you got to say on the subjct?
[spoiler]ayy ninjas, no CoC has been violated, this has been around for six months. You had your chance to remove it.[/spoiler]
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With shades on, at night, in a black leather jacket, cigarette dangling, on a motorcycle, jumping a shark. Faptastic
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In the Antarctic
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2 RepliesSit on hand, wait till hand is numb, jack off, pretend someone else is doing it to you.
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "What?......" *bows at the god*
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1. Play piano 2. Insert head in Rhino's anus 3. Begin fapping (All simultaneously)
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1 Reply1. Buy a bike pump 2. Cut the end off the hose 3. Gently insert the hose into your ass 4. Slowly begin pumping the pump, making sure not to let the hose slip out 5. Continue inflating until you feel "full" 6. Remove the hose. 7. Release a very loud and long fart 8. ???? 9. Profit
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Fapping while falling from hell
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2 RepliesFapping while jumping out of an exploding building
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Fapping on Neptune
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4 RepliesI'll fap to wookie He turns me on
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(ง ˘ω˘ )ว Lulz
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2 Replies♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️
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To my story.
