Hey guys! Welcome to The Flood! I know you don't know me, but I hope you trust me enough to come here, sit down, get a drink, and just chat. I am your bartender, Durable Sausage. At this bar, there is a relaxed mood and other Floodians (hopefully) are here to talk to.
[b]Menu[/b]
-Burger $3.50
-Fries $1.25
-Chili Fries 3.25
-Shrimp $4.50
-Popcorn is free
-"Clean" Hookers $20 per hour
-"Dirty" Hookers $10 per hour
-Darkseid 99's mom $1 per hour
[b]Drinks[/b]
-Water is free
-Soda $1.00
-Tequila $2.25
-Martini $2.50
Vodka $2.75
-Pure orphan tears $1,000,000,000
If you want to smoke, there a door with a cigarette sign on the right side of the bar.
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I'd like kfc pls.