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Edited by ill nino nl: 2/17/2015 7:58:16 PM
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Science has proven,

people who post 'dapper gentlemen' are virgins and will stay virgin the rest of their life's. The scientists do not know yet if those people would have stayed virgin if they would not have posted these comments. But there pretty sure now that they have, they will stay virgins. I feel sorry for you guy's, thank god there's p0rn. And the other dapper gentlemen you can cuddle with.

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  • Edited by ThisMahSwamp: 2/17/2015 6:42:45 PM
    [i]And yet, it has also been proven that those who use phrases and terminology analogous to, but not limited to the following are those without the necessary clearance between ones lower scrotum and taint:[/i] > Rekt > Scrub > Noob [i]This may also include combinations frequented by prepubescent teenyboppers such as:[/i] > "Get rekt scrub" In light of recent posts pertaining to an old but unsportsman like conduct in the realm of PvP, it has been similarly proven that those using the crouch system to "tea bag" one another is likewise evidence of pre-fall conditions. Let it be dually noted that these individuals are also the subject of much scrutiny with regards to a relatively recent phenomenon known only as the "dick pic". An interesting phenomenon really, as the individual in question often lacks said clearance, despite their forward confidence in the matter, often resulting in failure to connect with the opposite sex. [spoiler]Good day to you sir.[/spoiler]

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