Hello there informed and intelligent denizens of the Flood.
I am here to tell you about Dihydrogen Monoxide, also known as Hydric Acid or Hydronium Hydroxide and the dangers it poses to you.
[quote][b]What is it?[/b]
DHMO is a dangerous chemical that Corrodes metals and rots wooden organic compounds.
In small amounts it is not harmful but taking in a large amount of DHMO can be lethal.[/quote]
[quote][b]How to avoid exposure to it[/b]
DHMO is commonly found near Shorelines and Rivers as a naturally occuring compound. It is best to avoid these areas as the high risk of DHMO exposure can lead to fatalities[/quote]
[quote][b]Where can I learn more about DHMO?[/b]
This website will provide all the information your hungry young minds require over this serious issue.
[url=http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html]DHMO Official Organisation[/url]
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Thank you for reading this Public Service Announcement.
Ask any questions below and I will provide a helpful answer.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WeededDragon It's water. I've taken chemistry OP.[/quote]op thinks we dumb but shiiiit son we aint
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It's water. Durr.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Good Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] culexus I have never heard of this 'Water' you speak of.[/quote] Okay. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] culexus No, Water is found in rivers.[/quote] wat?[/quote] I spent some time learning about this new liquid.
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The thing that amuses me is that, when people who arent thinking hear about it like this, they go "omg, I really need to be careful around this chemical, wow it's so dangerous". But then they figure out it's water, and just forget everything, and go "but it's water, it's safe". And then they drown. Please people, remember how to deal with water correctly. Don't drown.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zanir Oh God... I've been drinking water all my life![/quote]You're going to die. Sometime.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] culexus I have never heard of this 'Water' you speak of.[/quote] Okay. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] culexus No, Water is found in rivers.[/quote] wat?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SH4D0W0733 Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me that water is found near rivers and not actually in them?[/quote] No, Water is found in rivers. DHMO is in the air near fast flowing rivers.
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Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me that water is found near rivers and not actually in them?
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Oh God... I've been drinking water all my life!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TedToaster22 OP just got out of Chemistry class.[/quote] Nope, Known about this joke for a while now.
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That joke only works on middle-aged females and rednecks.
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OP must have just time travelled to 1992 when this joke was popular.
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I've never seen anyone do this thread before :/ 0/10
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Swim in a big vat of it everyday.
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It's also a major component of acid rain and can cause severe burns in it's gaseous state.
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Damn water! you crazy!
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OP just got out of Chemistry class.
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Water killed my dad and raped my mom
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Water killed my parents, yo.
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-blam!- please, I drink dat -blam!- and shower in it
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You're not fooling anyone, 0/10
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lol @ thinking the flood doesn't know chemistry. we all know it's water aka H2O
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WeededDragon It's water. I've taken chemistry OP.[/quote] I'm afraid you are quite mistaken. DHMO is a serious substance that can cause life threatening situations. I have never heard of this 'Water' you speak of.
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Ugh this is so old, just stop...
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water sure is dangerous