This is a thread in which we parody how various authors would have written [i]Halo[/i].
The [i]rules[/i] are simple, just write a synopsis/summary/review of how you think an author--any author--would have written something that is related to Halo. Anything really; whether it be a prediction, or a reimagination, etc.
The stage is yours... Have fun!
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50 Shades of Halo [url=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081017223718/halo/images/3/37/56021173-Medium.jpg]May you never view this cutscene the same way ever again.[/url] ~ E.L.James
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Halo: Repercussions of Flood Jonh was a spess mehreen and he wnated to fihgt the alienz. He was fighted a eleete. Elite say Wort Wrt Wort and fire palsma rifle. Then the ceiling fall. Jonh says No! I have to fight the aleinz! But radio talked No John! You are the alienz! And then John was the Flood! -Someone who's name I forgot
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Reserved for Franz Kafka...