What would be the title and some of the requirements and preferences if Bungie posted a job listing that was absolutely perfect for you to apply for?
As always, just curious.
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Professional Procrastinator.
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Writing and producing video content for the marketing team.
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If Bungie posted a job listing perfect for me, it would be the job of supervising. I would go around and supervise everyone to make sure they're doing what they're supposed to, and if they're slacking, I would sick Ling Ling on them.
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CEO of n00b stomping. Any and all new employees have to go through rigorous trial by fire (and by fire I mean video game marathons) via myself. I also wouldn't mind being errand boy for the concept artists or engineers. They're busy dudes right about now I'd imagine. On a much more serious note, I think Lead community event organizer would be absolutely incredible, I would love nothing more than to be in charge of community play-dates, ride alongs, etc to get a feel for how you guys are doing
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Ancient Quadricorn Rider, also holder of the Excalibur.
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Senior food tester.
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If Marty suddenly required an assistant who would be paid absurdly and be solely responsible for creating (mostly) unusable music for Bungie's next IP, I'd be all over that. I would also require an assistant to fetch tea, instruments, and additional LCD displays (so I can compose while I compose). This is all contrary to my username, as I've just realized. [Edited on 10.09.2012 10:37 PM PDT]
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were looking for a real life Master Chief.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neanderthal 487 Seat tester.[/quote] Assistant seat tester.
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Biologics Realist - A specialist who analyzes biological aspects of a game universe, both human and nonhuman, to ensure they make sense.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXIHAYD0IXx Physicist. They could really use it to help with their canon.[/quote] Badda bing, badda BOOOOOM!!! (haha) I'm a physics major myself, and we'll be getting to Lagrangians later this semester... I'm so stoked! ________________ I would be a great GNU/Linux beta tester... or I could be a "solve random CS/physics problems" guy...
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Seat tester.
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Some kind of multi-media guy. Or something involving journalism.
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I have no qualifications. Now, if they could pay me to post on their forums and go snowboarding, i'd be set.
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"We're looking for a 15-year-old kid who is a complete geek about astronomy and cosmology." Why the hell they'd need such a person is beyond me.
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Bungie Jester
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Eye surgeon..... Nawwwww toothbrush cleaner. I clean?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam Back up: Aggressive driver/Road Rage Lead. I could drive around, very aggressively, and yell at people who annoy me on the road. I don't know why Bungie would want nor need such a position. Also they put "Lead" on a lot of their job listings so I'm adding that for no real reason at all.[/quote]Bungie needs the screech of tires to keep the -blam!- tradition going.
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The fabled and nonexistent "Idea Guy" job.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crawlingshadow9 Real-Life Forum Ninja. For whenever Bungie needs to [i]permanently[/i] ban someone. -Katana -All Black outfit -Throwing Knives -Hidden Blades[/quote]I've been ninjad. I was gonna post this, except I was gonna put baseball bat (coated in nitric acid) in place of the Katana and Destiny shirts in place of the black pajamas. Well, you beat me to it, so I guess I'm out of the running. Grats man. Back up: Aggressive driver/Road Rage Lead. I could drive around, very aggressively, and yell at people who annoy me on the road. I don't know why Bungie would want nor need such a position. Also they put "Lead" on a lot of their job listings so I'm adding that for no real reason at all.
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Janitor
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Assistant to the Community Manager. [Edited on 10.09.2012 10:15 PM PDT]
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Future: Video game engine or gameplay programmer. Current: IT help, snack research, "emotional support", or gravity tester.
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Entry Level Engineer.
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I don't really have the experience for any of the professional jobs so I don't know.
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Guy who sits at desk and pretends to do stuff.