After stalking our new assitant community manager - [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=109422]DeeJ[/url], I managed to uncover something I believe to be of paramount importance, and it be something of which that certainly has the potential to shape the horizon of Bungie.net forever...
DeeJ has [b]not[/b] and will [b]never[/b] t-bag!
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=25253706&postRepeater1-p=1#25253773]Proof 1[/url] (2008)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=49760202&postRepeater1-p=4#49763010]Proof 2[/url] (2010)
Firstly, I believe Bungie should issue a statement. Secondly, DeeJ needs to inform the community as to whether his stance on teabagging has differed now being an employee of Bungie. Finally, I believe we the community deserve an immediate and independent inspection of DeeJ to make sure something such as this will never be brought to the hands of the community again.
Please friends, discuss, speculate and of course condemn these recent findings.
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[u]Update and Confirmation, 30th November 2011[/u]
If you haven't been living under a rock, the new community manager, DeeJ, started some [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68062325&postRepeater1-p=1]Community Carnage[/url] last night. Luckily, your modest and humble OP managed to get in to the lobby and play some games with DeeJ and others.
Yes, I was there for the fun and carnage. But nevertheless my brain was filled with suspicion over DeeJ's stance on t-bagging, and whether or not it had changed, and so, as a dedicated investigator I managed to uncover some solid confirmation - DeeJ will [i]never[/i] t-bag.
I discovered this through patient and heavy listening, and succeeded as I heard DeeJ state on multiple occassions: "No t-bagging, guys" and "I don't ever t-bag. If I did, I'd be banned from my own group".
One day, DeeJ will crack, and will the begin to t-bag...
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[u] Update and Further Confirmation, 14th Jamuary 2012[/u]
It is a new year. With the arrival of 2012, I was expecting to see a change in DeeJ, a new stance on T-bagging, even a new man...
However, your modest, noble narrator, is yet again here to bring the unfortunate and upsetting news that DeeJ still does not agree with T-bagging.
Evidence: Control+F 'RigZ Boi' once on [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=news&cid=32007]this link[/url]
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[b]Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011 - 2012[/b]
[Edited on 01.13.2012 4:20 PM PST]
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HAHAHAHA This thread is great. Keep fighting the good fight DeeJ.
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T-bagging should be compulsory for every player to perform after killing an oponent. That is honestly why I feel that the competitive community has never fully got behind Halo: Reach. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S117 ALE I tea bag only when I'm mad lol.[/quote]
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I tea bag only when I'm mad lol.
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Dohohohoho. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolmike699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ You keep your balls of my face, Tom.[/quote] That's what she said. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ You keep your balls of my face, Tom.[/quote] That's what she said.
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I've already seen your first link, you like to show it off ;) Also, your DeeJTage is pretty good too. Deserves far more than 69 views. By the way, are all of those clips in the sniping vid yours? Because that overkill extermination I believe was done by someone else, and they were then awarded Recon armour for it. If that was you... nice stuff! Am I right or wrong? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RigZ Boi The man does not bluff about his Warthog skills.[/quote] I would never lead you on. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpWUD9TRSo]All me[/url]. All matchmaking. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLGx_7-dlo]My sniping[/url], on the other hand, is the subject of mass ridicule (you have to skip to [url=http://youtu.be/RjLGx_7-dlo?t=4m29s]the end[/url] to get the joke).[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX Of course not. He Deebags.[/quote] This!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RigZ Boi The man does not bluff about his Warthog skills.[/quote] I would never lead you on. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpWUD9TRSo]All me[/url]. All matchmaking. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLGx_7-dlo]My sniping[/url], on the other hand, is the subject of mass ridicule (you have to skip to [url=http://youtu.be/RjLGx_7-dlo?t=4m29s]the end[/url] to get the joke).
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After my recent findings in DeeJ's latest [i]contribution[/i] (it makes me sick to say that word, as it implies he is doing a good job...) to bungie.net, I have been forced to update this thread after my most recent, and perhaps shocking findings [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=news&cid=32007]here[/url]. Worldwide exclusive brought you to you by [url=http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la6t4vxXSj1qb6i6bo1_400.jpg]RigZ Boi[/url]. Who brought you other entertaining* threads such as: [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69229584&postRepeater1-p=1#69229741]'Metropolitan Police Skanking at English Street Carnival Video'[/url], [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69170049&postRepeater1-p=1#69170261]'Why the -blam!- is Chris Brown still a worldwide superstar?'[/url], [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69119056&postRepeater1-p=1#69132572]'Feel Like I'm Bill Murray When in this Forum... '[/url], and [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69038485&postRepeater1-p=2#69054793]'Stop Being so Damn Super Cerial! '[/url]. *may not be entertaining or a failure depending on your opinion.
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I have never been disappointed to have you on my team. In fact I am honored that you are. It is rather peculiar that the idea of you not t-bagging drives such farcical responses. But, you are now a star in the great gaming universe and the paparazzi will be on you to find your kryptonite. May your example be illuminating in dark places.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.[/quote] I was disappointed that matchmaking always put me on the other team. I never got to play with Deej :( [Edited on 12.01.2011 1:58 PM PST]
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I almost fell for it, which would have led me to a brick on wall on my conspiracy. I'm glad I didn't. Thanks for pointing that out, Ken. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich [url=http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=25153719&player=Old Papa Rich]I missed the memo.[/url][/quote] Well good thing that WAN'T Deej in that vid becuase he didn't have any armor effects. [/quote]
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Nice Article.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich [url=http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=25153719&player=Old Papa Rich]I missed the memo.[/url][/quote] Well good thing that WAN'T Deej in that vid becuase he didn't have any armor effects.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=25153719&player=Old Papa Rich]I missed the memo.[/url]
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I've saved all of the videos from last night, and I noticed how good a driver he actually is. The man does not bluff about his Warthog skills. E.g. there is this video of us swerving around a Wraith in circles, we get fired at, we barrel roll and I manage to skill someone just before we land as the gunner. Cool stuff. [b]Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 Deej is pretty cool. I gunned for him on a warthog a few times, we didn't blow up. :p[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RigZ Boi I thought it was pretty cool to be on your team. Your KDR probably suffers as your [i]always[/i] focusing on the objective, and driving others in Warthogs (both good attributes). I remember you getting pretty pissed at one point when I wasn't firing at the Wraith when you were driving me ;) I recall: [quote][b]Shouted by: DeeJ[/b]: "You're missing the wraith, Rigz! Focus on the wraith![/quote] OT: You didn't seem to scared of me last night. I thought you'd be freaked out due to my consistent investigation concerning your stance on t-bagging. [b]Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.[/quote] People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.[/quote][/quote] Deej is pretty cool. I gunned for him on a warthog a few times, we didn't blow up. :p
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I thought it was pretty cool to be on your team. Your KDR probably suffers as your [i]always[/i] focusing on the objective, and driving others in Warthogs (both good attributes). I remember you getting pretty pissed at one point when I wasn't firing at the Wraith when you were driving me ;) I recall: [quote][b]Shouted by: DeeJ[/b]: "You're missing the wraith, Rigz! Focus on the wraith![/quote] OT: You didn't seem to scared of me last night. I thought you'd be freaked out due to my consistent investigation concerning your stance on t-bagging. [b]Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.[/quote] People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.[/quote]
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inb4someonepointsouttypo DeeJ, when is the next one? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.[/quote] People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kickimanjaro Execute Order 66: T-bag Xerxdeej at every opportunity in order to tempt him out of his noble ways.[/quote]Or you could just use the "Gun to loved ones face" technique.
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Execute Order 66: T-bag Xerxdeej at every opportunity in order to tempt him out of his noble ways.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.[/quote] People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.[/quote] And being on his team stopped you from celebration crouching on his corpse anyways [i]how?[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.[/quote] Looks like you [i]dropped the ball[/i] on that one. c wut i did thar?
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I am ashamed of myself, sometimes I do t-bagg....I feel dirty... [Edited on 11.30.2011 9:04 AM PST]
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Is this really a thread?