Well, as you know it is the 4th of july and I don't have any fireworks. If you would love to lend me some fireworks that would be appericiated. But guess what, YOU CAN'T. HA HA HA, you thought you could actually lend me some fireworks.
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............yeah........
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Damn. I still like my thermonuclear option, though.
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just make yur own fire works, take a bunch of m-80's and empty all the powder onto the shiny side if a large piece of tin foil, (bout' 75 or so) and take a 12" by 12" peice of foil and coat it with clay, now roll it up and leave space for the powder. After it hardens, fill it tight, no air pockets, insert fuse (about 20 foot one) and BOOM, if ya' light it, You got yurself an m-1000 or so, thats about a 1/3 stick of dynamite
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LIKE THIS!!!! *paints fruity colors on bomb*
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Wouldn't quite blow up the world. Just maybe permanently blind us and give us inoperable full-body cancer. Now how do we make the explosions red, white, and blue?
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now your just wanting to blow up the world.
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Who cares about fireworks? We'll use a few ex-Soviet Tzar Bomba (100 megaton!) warheards on UR-9000 lunar rockets! Just instruct it to detonate at 45,000 feet. How patriotic.
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I could lend you some fireworks. All you would have to do is give me your home address... >:)
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whatever thats supposed to mean. did you get that from nepolion dinamite
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YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE XD