So it's been a long and tiring day. You're about to crash on the couch and either smoke weed, sleep or game when that dumb doorbell goes off. It's probably some solicitor. Grunting and reluctantly getting up to answer, you crack the door open to see your favorite video game character standing there. What do you do?
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Edited by Apprentice Taco: 2/13/2015 3:46:39 PMI imagine it will go like this [b]Me: *Opens Door* Commander Shepard: *Stares into my soul* Me: ... Commander Shepard: "What can you tell me about the reapers" Me: ... Commander Shepard: *Takes of clothes and tries to engage in Sexual Activity* Me: *Closes Door*[/b] Oh and I dont have a "Favorite Character" so ya
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kreig the psycho? yeah...... its probobly best if you stayed outside........ just uhh.... mind the axe, ok?
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Garrus from Mass Effect He is my #1 alien character
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-commander Shepard comes to my store -commander Shepard promotes my store -nobody knows who commander Shepard is -I don't have a store
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Vicky from fairy godparents, I would probably ask her if she wanted to have sex with me
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Kratos ... I mean ... I wont menage to run away anyway so ... Be still and hope its over soon ?
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Miss moxxi is at my door *takes off clothes*
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Wheatley!!!! How was space?
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I'll ask Johnson how he knows what the ladies like.
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ask duke nukem if he can sign my bubblegum, and im all out of gum.
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I recently saw a meme of Zelda (legend if Zelda) and it was done very good. It hit me with nostalgia so damn hard (I started playing at five) that I would...rub one out
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-blam!- her right in the pussy
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50-50 op might be a fgt... [spoiler][spoiler]ABANDON THREAD!!![/spoiler][/spoiler]
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Edited by merlin507: 2/24/2015 3:01:47 PM.....
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If Zelda ever came to my door, I would need to ask her if she want to come in and have some tea. I would engage in friendly conversation, during which I would get her to accept teaching me the ways of the shiekah tribe so I could be a ninja. Then I would seduce her.
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I invite the Chief and Cortana into my humble residence, where they meet my awesome roommate Link.
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Huh no favorite game character but if rias gremory showed up I'd wouldn't take one second to sell her my soul
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Depends... Did she bring food...
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Option 2 is how most end up with kids! ;)
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ARRGH AAARRRRGH
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Cortana... Wow... Um. Please come in. Have a pastry. And then we can um... "Talk"
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Edited by Master Chief: 2/13/2015 6:26:19 AMOh hello Timmy from happy wheels I though you got maimed by the spikes.
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I would do none of those. I would -blam!- her
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Weed is overrated.
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I wonder what happens if you poke zero and ask him to be your best friend?...
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Why hello Sgt. Johnson.... I thought you died.