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Edited by Darksino: 1/19/2015 5:56:09 PM
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OMG NEW CHEST FOUND

Alright so I was playing destiny just eating my cheesy chex mix and after we killed Crota we had one guy use a golden gun to light both of the lanterns and the platform on the middle lit up. So naturally anyone is attracted to shiny things so I stood on it and it portled me up about 20 ft just enough to see a shooting star in the distance. I didn't know what this meant so after I had a sip of my Dr. Pepper™ my friend told me that I should make a wish. So I wished that my Dr. Pepper™ would turn into an Arnold Palmer™ iced tea and lemonade, AND IT DID. So this got me thinking... So we backed out and killed Crota again to see the shooting star once more, but this time I was eating Salt and Vinegar Pringles™ so that gave me an extra 20% jump boost so this time I saw [u]2[/u] shooting stars! So I used one wish to open a portal back to the hellmouth and I use the other one later. So there we are at the hellmouth where the raid begins. But this time there's a cave behind us! About 10 ft into the cave there was a snack table with an assortment of Lays™ Chips and McDonalds Chicken nuggets™. Xur was there too selling Icebreakers for an Arnold Palmer™ and a blowjob. Behind us guess what there was, A CHEST, YES 3RD CROTAS END CHEST CONFIRMED! And guess what that chest gave me?..[spoiler]BBQ SAUCE FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGEts YESSS[/spoiler] So after my team was tired from paying xur for our new Icebreakers, I used my last wish for the only thing anybody would do. [spoiler]I summoned the dark lord Cthulhu and he ripped a portal to the dark realm where I sent my fireteam to be butt smashed for eternity, because those are my chicken nuggets man, I don't wanna share.[/spoiler] Edit:) OMG 8 POST WERE TRENDING!!! LET OUT VOICES BE HEARED Edit2: People don't believe my reward from the chest so here is a picture to prove. https://mcdonalds.com.au/sites/mcdonalds.com.au/files/hero_pdt_bbq_sauce.png Edit3: I forgot to mention that the gunslinger MUST have seen the newest mission impossible movie, if not it will not work. Better yet if you can get Tom Cruise to play I'm pretty sure you will get 2x items out of the chest, haven't tried but we are scheduled to play after his brothel closes. (Risky) Edit4: Okokojokokjellyokohornokok, so my fireteam, Tome Cruise, and I just did this strategy for the 3rd chest and it is true! You get DOUBLE the amount of rewards!! LOOK WHAT I GOTTT!! http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20110628-chicken-nugget-sauces-1.jpeg

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