Me: So, Xur. Were you able to find me any Defender items this week? Xur: Yes yes. Good item for you here. Excellent. Increases buff duration. Makes punching faster. Very nice. Me: SWEET! Here are your coins! I'll put this on right now! Xur: *snicker* Me: What? Xur: Nothing. *some time later* *I look in a mirror* Me: Wha...? XUR! YOU SON OF A B-! Xur: HA!