There is an increasing number of these disgusting forms of life in the destiny universe. I am afraid that these players are going to overrun our crucible matches, strikes, and yes, even our forums. They are parasites that join the game and, with intentions of doing so or not, they are making me resent everything my eyes once loved. I am at the point of not loving what i see in the mirror. The amount of rehabilitation i have been through surpasses my hours played. Enjoying the game's visuals are almost impossible now! Bungie worked tirelessly to provide the consumer with beautiful scenery and majestic characters.
There is no way bungie can do it themselves so i propose there be an in game reporting system. One that is easily accessible unlike the xbox one ui (separate topic). Possibly in the start menu of destiny. Hover over their gamertag and hold select to notify a special bungie team working to improve the quality of life for every man or woman holding the controller.
I know i am not alone. My eyes see curves, silky hair, and soft skin. But behind every beautiful guardian is a male operator. I am flaccid. My blood shoots back into my head, and am regretting every second of once perceived bliss. Adrenaline halting to a complete stop forces me to feel butterflies in my stomach and what seems as pity. Pity for myself. These sick men are ruining everything i loved. I walk the streets and see a beautiful thang but am forced to question myself. Are those real? Adam's Apple or shadow? Big feet means big...??? If this is not resolved by bungie the only course of action left is a class action lawsuit..... Started by the head of the National Assosiation of Oppressed Packages, Mike..... Mike Weener.
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First, let's talk about you falling in love with a female avatar in a video game...