I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!!
I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure.
Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now.
Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had
Shotgun
Many guns
Under glass
Glass
Green room
Library
Enough guns
Rooms
Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand.
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REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure.
REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request.
REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request.
REPORT: SECURITY BREACH
LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request.
REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY
2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security.
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That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout.
LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake.
Next we have
"research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. "
Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together.
Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure.
Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request"
32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious
Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security."
lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to.
Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls.
I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on.
[u]OFFCIAL AGREEMENT COUNT[/u]
Agreed- 134
Disagree - 70
[Edited on 06.02.2008 8:29 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Jeff x7 I can't comprehend how poeple who loved lockout hate blackout. The geometry is 99% similar.[/quote] please dont ever say that again
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I can't comprehend how poeple who loved lockout hate blackout. The geometry is 99% similar.
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3 close remakes of the same map (if you count gaurdian)? I dont think so
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Aesthetic wise, no remake will look the same. Not really. I know there were some in Halo 2, but if they don't look the same, doesn't mean they aren't the same. The only difference is that there are little jumps that are made easier. That's it. They replaced the grav lift with a fan. They replaced the green room with a brown room. So what? All this makes more sense with a human themed map, rather than a covenant themed map. :) Great job with the humour! [Edited on 05.31.2008 4:33 PM PDT]
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"Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to. Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls." Lol that was great although I think "Smuggler" will be similar to Foundation, but now I think it will be Lockout!
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Seldom has there been a Halo 3 forum thread to make me roll with laughter. Excellent observations.
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do you have any life at all? like seriously dude? how long did it take you to figure this out? lol i bet you sit on your bed doing nothing but thinking about the new halo maps....
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yah lockout at last!!! =) Hopefully they dont -blam!- it up like they did with there last remake blackout, i thought it was a bad remake of warlock.... Blackout is Warlock right?
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You can haz party with cake and the cube.
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It's so funny how somebody can make some connections, many of which hardly make sense, and some that were just plain made-up, and then say that this is going to happen. Blackout. Lockout remake. Lets make some connections of our own here, shall we? BlackOUT. LockOUT. One. Map layout. Two. Weapon placement. Three. And soooo much more. Also, it was even said that the map was a remake of Lockout. Check out some video docs, the weekly news, anything.
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Oh we gpt a live one here! Ooh! Ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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OH MY GOD Edit: thread saved [Edited on 05.31.2008 4:15 PM PDT]
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idk if ur trying to be funny or just an idiot, but either way, your an idiot
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I for one thought i was retarded. Yes, i get it, it was a joke. But what's funny is all the people that yell saying Lockout was already remade.
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LOL. It's funny that people don't realize Naked Noob was being sarcastic. So may I make it clear...... IT WAS FLIPPIN' SARCASM. Very funny sarcasm that made me laugh :)
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LMAO, nice one dude. This thread is pure win.
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i laughed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Splinter420 ... ever hear of blackout?[/quote]read the whole thing bro. BTW, i find this hilarious.
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I can't believe how many people didn't read the OP... This made me LOL. Have a cookie. =]
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NAKED NOOB 14 wrote: [i]Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had Shotgun Many guns Under glass Glass Green room Library Enough guns Rooms Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand.[/i] I LMAO and -blam!- myself when i read that. LOL!!
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hahha saved thread I cant believe how many dumbasses here dont realize its a joke... EPIC WIN
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Your so wrong. Blackout is lockout.
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Yeah because you know, its not like you just sat there for 3 seconds figuring out how to spell "SMUGGLER" with things related to lockout. You could do that with Valhalla Sea Many guns Under the base Glass Grass Left path Even weapon spawns Red Base
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Epic win.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RsL sIcKwIfFiT huh, heroic membership is gone now.[/quote] Maybe cause you don't read posts all the way through?
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huh, heroic membership is gone now.