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12/22/2014 1:54:43 AM
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How Do You Ask A Girl Out ?
This thread is meant to help people who are having issues asking a girl out (such as my self) so they can seek guidance from the more experienced. If you have any methods/charms up your sleeve, feel free to share them :3
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#Offtopic
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Well my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back..., do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps
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Toast/envelope
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3 RepliesHumps her unexpectedly IM UR SUPERMAN GRIL IM HERE TO HELP YOU
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1 ReplyShow her ur penis lol
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Edited by The Doctor: 1/1/2015 4:52:51 AMJust be nice to them (another word for fake) and they'll like u. And don't let anyone say friend zone to U. There is no such thing.
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Is a foot long or an inch long
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Toast/envelope
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1 ReplyAsk if she saw my halo montage on YouTube
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1 ReplyPoke her in the ass
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You don't find girls. Girls find y-- oh wait, that's wrong.
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Toast/paper airplane
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Toast/ziploc bag
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Toast/envelope
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Toast/envelope is the only way.
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Ask if you can smell her pussy. If she says no then you say it must be her pal then....
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Hypnosis muhahahaha ;)
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If she's like my one friend she'll pull up to you and tell you to get in the back.
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3 RepliesDon't try to not be you. Be yourself, be natural. Become The D.
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Keep yourself in shape, be open minded to all suggestions but keep your morals. Mostly hygiene, alot of women tell me I have a great white smile, it looks even whiter with my Hispanic complexion and works quite well.
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Toast/envelope Lol but seriously, just start being friends with her first and get to know her and then, when you feel you're ready Ask her out (but don't wait too long or you'll get friend zoned) and if she denies just move in and still be friends.
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Eyy bby, u wan sum fuk
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Have confidence! :)
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3 RepliesYou just start a conversation about anything. I like making jokes and casual smiling. Then eventually say something like you want to exchange numbers and go out sometime. Or you can become friends with them, and just get the number and hang out sometimes, and not actually date. I kinda like this way better, don't have to pay for food...just beer if you hang with them at your house or theirs. But that's me, being hesitant of relationships. I have girls where I've been friends with and hang out like friends do, but we have never friendzoned each other or anything.
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AY GURL WAN SUM FUK?!
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Be yourself.. If she's into you then, hang out more. (If you are trying to get her to like you) do some light activities... Gotta know what's on the field before you start swinging. Describe her
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I asked out this chick that I didn't really know at all. At first I was super hesitant but after I asked her out I realized that there is really nothing to be afraid of and it wasn't that bad at all. It actually went well until she decided to make it awkward but yeah I don't have any regrets
