Porches are a critical part of our lives, from sitting on them to watch sunsets, to standing on them as we ring the doorbell at a friends house, to looking out our door to them for an Amazon box, to finding a new best friend on them.
As they are an important part of our real lives, they should be a part of the place we spend far more time and money than we should in- Destiny.
In Destiny, a guardian shouldn't have to go without a porch this holiday season, just because he/she is busy kicking alien butt on mars, and has no time to build one, or just doesn't have the glimmer to buy wood. As such, I believe that Bungie needs to make a list of porch less players, so they can give them porches for the holiday season, and no guardian will be forced to have a Christmas (or whatever you people celebrate) without one of the most important comforts of life- a porch.
Thank you for listening, and thank you Bungie, if you implement this, on behalf of all the porch less players out there this holiday season:
Thank you, and Happy Holidays,
-TheMerryGrunt