The stats:
automachine gun
rate of fire, same as atheon's epilogue.
Damage- 400
Stability-high
reload- quick.
Ammo capacity- 200 per clip.
That way when people inevitably complain about it, you will see the following:
"NERF YORDIK NOW!"
"IM GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE SPRAYING YORDIK ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
"How do I get yordik?"
"Xur is selling Yordik this week. Wtf bungie? I worked for yordik and now you just -blam!- us in the ass?"
"I accidentally dismantled yordik! help!"
"Buff yordik!"
"Yordik is overpowered!"
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Edited by TooFastForPat: 12/20/2014 4:11:34 PMDescription: A sturdy weapon made for performance and built to last sought after by many Guardians. Upgrade1: 6AMWOOD- Weapon has virtually no recoil. Upgrade2: TioletSeatUp- Weapon gains more accuracy the longer it is fired. Upgrade3: Saturday Night- Weapon can hold more ammunition per magazine, can pick up any type of ammo and shots that miss are directly returned to the magazine. [b]Update:[/b] -The weapon class is Lewd, which is one tier above exotic. -Lewd class weapons come in Grey engrams, about 50 shades of grey to be accurate. -In order to be able to use Lewd class weapons your armor rating must be at least 2K for 'protection'. You can't use Yordik without protection guardians.
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Could be a rocket launcher. 1 in the magazine. Time to reload: about 20-30 minutes. Quote: "boom goes the dynamite" Rate of fire: 2 pump chump
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I see what you did there.
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Does it have penetrating rounds?
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Bumpx10000
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Mahdik>Yordik
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"Alas, poor Yordick... I knew him, a fellow of infinite jest..."
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It sounds Norse lmao
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I'd have thought it would be a fusion rifle.
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"Yo dude, equip yordik, so I can check out its rate of fire. Also, does it have aim assist?"
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i worked my dik off to get yordik and ive still gotten diked by rng's dik, so i remain yordikless.
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If it's your gun Longface, it empties it's mag in the middle of the Queen's cutscene.
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#Garbagetroll #rookietrolling #weaksauce
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DRINK BLEACH
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Claps. Finally a good one
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So when can I get yordik?
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Wasnt Yordik in Kabrs fireteam?
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5.8/10 still a bit too much water, needs improvement.
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Nah nah maybe like 'taste my bullets'
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It would be spelt Gjordik
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Yordik goes to sleep mode after one shot
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Edited by IamPluto: 12/20/2014 11:03:23 PMRNGesus praised me with Yordik
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Petition to buff Yordik...lol Classic man classic.
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Mydik is OP!
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Almost beat Crota but the female player on our team couldn't handle Yordik.
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Nah, "Maidik" is a much better name "O lord Maidik is OP please nerf Maidik"