Bungie! I can't believe you haven't fixed this yet! My cat, she's waaaaayyyy too op!
Her claws are sharp as -blam!-, not just the front ones, but the -blam!-ing back ones too! I've never known a cat to have really sharp back claws! My hands are like hamburger because she's an ass-blam!- and scratches the -blam!- out of me! Oh, and don't forget the sneak attacks around corners; she's like a little furry -blam!-ing ninja with razor sharp claws of destruction!
She jumps high as -blam!- too! Can't get her down from my kitchen cabinets without having to climb on top of my counters! And now she's climbing my goddamn Christmas tree! Waaaay too op, bungie!
You gotta fix this, I've been asking and asking but you guys don't care! You never listen to your fans!
If you don't fix this, I'm -blam!-ing done Bungie!
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You're insane. Bungie didn't develop your cat.... Or did they?!? Dun.. dun.. dun..